hi Angel52, welcome to forum, hihihihi i'm new user also.
The DSLR camera Type need marry with Your position in photography world.
wrong choice mean wrong investment and big lost of $ and finally wrong idea about photography world ( like you said ....ahh DSLR cameras are not for me).
so ask your self some question :
-did i touch a DSLR camera before, did i use it ?? i'm a beginners !!! or you was have a DSLR camera and you want make upgrade now.
-what is my budget limit?
-why i need that DSLR camera (normal use or pro)?
please note: The DSLR Cameras are nothing without their lenses, so you should make certain that your budget allows you to have at least one lens, a bag (to protect your camera when you travel or don't use it), and a memory card (giving you enough memory to save your images and videos).
so my suggestion is : your first DSLR camera should be
Nikon D3200 with 18-55mm lens because it's the best camera for beginner, simple to use, low price, large sensor and more megapixel 24.2 MP, this make it provide better image quality then all Canon camera under 700$, it's contain also guide mode offers beginners help and instruction. + LOW PRICE.
for have a beautiful begin in photography , you need go slow, so you will make a wonderful investment if you buy with Nikon D3200 it's guide
Nikon D3200 For dummies, and by time invest in lenses.
hope i help you, you can found more info in the two articles under the comment.