Please be nice to me

[MAMS]

I'll be pedantic-er and say that actually us Irish invented whikey (and the typing error) and you Scots stole it, like you did the bagpipes :mrgreen:

We may have stole them from the Irish but we certainly do them better too :mrgreen:

And of course I won't say you are wearing a skirt if you put on the tu-tu. The tu-tu is pink and we all know skirts are tartan. But if you try and wear a sporran with it I'll confiscate your spurtle.

lol Skirts are tartan - excellent I loved that one. It seems you don't like the Scots very much, the English must be really bottom of your list then

 

[MAMS]

I thought that was Desperate Dan.

Nah - he ate Cow Pie not Whole Pigs :thumbup:

 

[MAMS]

Welcome to the forum! It's good to see that you've gotten cozy already.

Och Aye, I just love to Chat

 

[Hertz van Rental]

We may have stole them from the Irish but we certainly do them better too :mrgreen:

Them's fighting words. Now if you said that the Scots did haggis better I wouldn't have argued. Not even the Irish sink that low (but the Welsh do other things to sheep).

lol Skirts are tartan - excellent I loved that one. It seems you don't like the Scots very much, the English must be really bottom of your list then

As I've said elsewhere, I've never forgiven you lot for the White Heather Club. All those nobbly knees really ruined my childhood and I still have nightmares.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/scotland/about...p_name=heather_club_v&size=v&media_type=video
http://www.whirligig1.freeserve.co.uk/tv/adults/other/whiteheatherjig.wav

You should know the relationship we've really got between us all. But just let some outsider try to interfere (or even understand) :mrgreen:

(PS I thought the English were on the bottom of everybody's list - even their own)

 

[MAMS]

Them's fighting words.

Maybes not Fightign words but definately a reason for a WHISK(E)Y Tasting

As I've said elsewhere, I've never forgiven you lot for the White Heather Club. All those nobbly knees really ruined my childhood and I still have nightmares.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/scotland/about...p_name=heather_club_v&size=v&media_type=video
http://www.whirligig1.freeserve.co.uk/tv/adults/other/whiteheatherjig.wav

Nowt wrong with the White Heather Club, I'm sure my mum said something about one of her cousins being on it or something

You should know the relationship we've really got between us all. But just let some outsider try to interfere (or even understand) :mrgreen:

(PS I thought the English were on the bottom of everybody's list - even their own)

Too True :hail:

 

[Alison]

Well, that was an entertaining read this morning! Welcome to TPF!

 

[MAMS]

Well, that was an entertaining read this morning! Welcome to TPF!

TYVM :thumbup:

 

[Hertz van Rental]

Alison! Don't encourage him - he's Scottish. He'll be around trying to borrow money before you can say 'Och aye!'

 

[MAMS]

Alison! Don't encourage him - he's Scottish. He'll be around trying to borrow money before you can say 'Och aye!'

PMSL aye you know us well

 

[ferny]

Come on Hertz, he's got to pay for his Tennants somehow.

 

[MAMS]

Come on Hertz, he's got to pay for his Tennants somehow.

Oh NO THANK YOU - not since they replaced the contents of the Tennents barrels with some muck called Carling (if you didn't already know that )

I'd much rather have a nice cool pint of Caledonian Breweries 70 shilling, then a Good Malt SCOTCH Whisky, like Bunnahabhain

 

[Hertz van Rental]

A pint of heavy and a chaser! I could almost forgive you for being Scottish... ;-)

 

[MAMS]

See you're warming to me already

 

[Hertz van Rental]

See you're warming to me already

Only because you torched my barn

 

[MAMS]

Ach that's just the Viking in me coming out