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Gryphon, I will infiltrate and change hell from within! :lol:

Lenore, Lenore, Lenore......you gullible young sweet innocent thing........
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When you look up Satan in the dictionary it says "See Lawyer." At least it's good that you don't get squeamish when you see your own blood, because that it what you will have to sign with. Tell me, when will you be old enough to buy alcohol legally?:mrgreen:
 
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Can you ask to do a masters or doctors program? Do that if you could.

I would if I could, but I'm not sure there are even Bachelor's degrees for Paralegal. The program at my school offers an Associate's for people who don't have a college degree, and a Certificate for those who already have a Bachelor's. I have a BA and an MEd, plus a couple of teaching certifications, so I did the Certificate. Basically the difference is that I didn't have to do all the other gen ed requirements....like English 101...which I teach ;)

For me, if I wanted to go further in the law, I'd have to go to law school. It's not out of the question to do so, but I'm not going to do it unless it's a free ride and there's definitely a job at the end of it. There are ways to go to law school for free, and if I ever think it's worth it, I'd do it, but right now, law school isn't really part of the plan.

The thing I'm investigating now is joining a paralegal association or two and taking their certification tests (there's no one standard test, like how lawyers take the Bar) and add that to the resume.
 
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Gryphon, I will infiltrate and change hell from within! :lol:

Lenore, Lenore, Lenore......you gullible young sweet innocent thing........
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When you look up Satan in the dictionary it says "See Lawyer." At least it's good that you don't get squeamish when you see your own blood, because that it what you will have to sign with. Tell me, when will you be old enough to buy alcohol legally?:mrgreen:


Well, I'll take the "young" adjective...sweet, maybe not so much...gullible and innocent? Haven't been so for years! :lmao:

And dude, read the siggy! I'm used to people pronouncing my name wrong, but I didn't think I'd have this issue in writing! :spank:
 
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:lol: Congrats! Go para those legals! Or legal those paras! Or I have no idea what I'm talking about, but congratulations!
 
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:lol: Congrats! Go para those legals! Or legal those paras! Or I have no idea what I'm talking about, but congratulations!

As long as I don't have to paraCHUTE. Or glide. Or trooper. :)
 
Gryphon, I will infiltrate and change hell from within! :lol:

Lenore, Lenore, Lenore......you gullible young sweet innocent thing........
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When you look up Satan in the dictionary it says "See Lawyer." At least it's good that you don't get squeamish when you see your own blood, because that it what you will have to sign with. Tell me, when will you be old enough to buy alcohol legally?:mrgreen:


Well, I'll take the "young" adjective...sweet, maybe not so much...gullible and innocent? Haven't been so for years! :lmao:

And dude, read the siggy! I'm used to people pronouncing my name wrong, but I didn't think I'd have this issue in writing! :spank:

So SUE ME!!!!!!!! :mrgreen: :lol: :lmao: :biglaugh::biglaugh::biglaugh::biglaugh::biglaugh:
 
I would if I could, but I'm not sure there are even Bachelor's degrees for Paralegal. The program at my school offers an Associate's for people who don't have a college degree, and a Certificate for those who already have a Bachelor's. I have a BA and an MEd, plus a couple of teaching certifications, so I did the Certificate. Basically the difference is that I didn't have to do all the other gen ed requirements....like English 101...which I teach ;) For me, if I wanted to go further in the law, I'd have to go to law school. It's not out of the question to do so, but I'm not going to do it unless it's a free ride and there's definitely a job at the end of it. There are ways to go to law school for free, and if I ever think it's worth it, I'd do it, but right now, law school isn't really part of the plan. The thing I'm investigating now is joining a paralegal association or two and taking their certification tests (there's no one standard test, like how lawyers take the Bar) and add that to the resume.

Cool I think you know best in this area :)
 

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