Schizophreniacs Anonymous...

[Verbal]

Woodsac ... you have my number, darlin'. *whispers call me!!*

JonMikal ... you'd have loved it

Raven ... bma ... and kiss the left one.

Verbal ... I just had a minor lapse in judgement ... that's all.

8 years down the road: "Mom, I got my girlfriend pregnant."
"WHAT?!?!?!?"
"It was just a momentary lapse of judgment..."


:greenpbl:

 

[anicole]

Hey Cybil...
I'm talking blackmail...not quarters
come back anicole

you're still gonna call me later, right?!?

 

[anicole]

8 years down the road: "Mom, I got my girlfriend pregnant."
"WHAT?!?!?!?"
"It was just a momentary lapse of judgment..."


:greenpbl:

hey ... I was fully clothed on the table dancing ... it was just the Jovi gig that was questionable ... and legal in Brazil ...

 

[woodsac]

you're still gonna call me later, right?!?

ooooohhh yaaaa...all of you :greendev:
Unlike Dr. Calliope...I'm not a true professional
I got my degree on line...and I do house calls :greenpbl:

 

[anicole]

ooooohhh yaaaa...all of you :greendev:
Unlike Dr. Calliope...I'm not a true professional
I got my degree on line...and I do house calls :greenpbl:

we are soooooo excited ....

 

[Calliope]

ooooohhh yaaaa...all of you :greendev:
Unlike Dr. Calliope...I'm not a true professional
I got my degree on line...and I do house calls :greenpbl:

Professional? professional what?

 

[woodsac]

Professional? professional what?

Doctor







*can I get some more nametags please*

 

[anicole]

Doctor


*can I get some more nametags please*

Here ya go, baybee ... you just reach right on ....

 

[woodsac]

Here ya go, baybee ... you just reach right on ....

*stretches arms and pops neck*
I loves me some nametags...hold it right there.

 

[Hertz van Rental]

avis 's finger smells like fish....

There are three things that smell like fish.... and only one of them is fish.

 

[woodsac]

There are three things that smell like fish.... and only one of them is fish.

I'll take the sushi please :lmao:

 

[Ivana Humpalot]

I find this all utterly kinky and such a turn on knowing that Hertz and Avis get close enough to smell eachother's fingers :crazy:

 

[Antarctican]

Stop it, you're killing me! This thread is hilarious.

 

[Hertz van Rental]

I find this all utterly kinky and such a turn on knowing that Hertz and Avis get close enough to smell eachother's fingers :crazy:

This from someone who has had a sex change?
Proxies are still traceable, you know

 

[Ivana Humpalot]

I am ashamed to see such blasphemy from a fellow Vladivostokian!!