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Originally Posted by JonMikal
hey doc, can you help me too?


Hertz van Rental said:
You're beyond help. :lmao:

We wondered who was going to do that ...
 
dr. callio.... or should i just say dr pee???
no?

how about dr calliope...?? better?? * ok ya'll we all say dr calliope...k??*

( the littlist one isnt for it, but bring chocolate, and we are in...)

did you notice the little dance anicole did for drugs...you should ask her what she does for a drink....then clear a table, put on bonjovi..and cover the kids eyes... its a killer show.... she gets quarters in memphis for this little act...until the coppers come by...then as she runs off, they will tip her whole dollars for that show!!)

*cough cough...here she comes, look normal....**
 
Calliope said:
I've got everything you need right here.



Now, now... no one is beyond help. Just ask Avis.

what say you Avis...am i beyond?
 
aprilraven said:
dr. callio.... or should i just say dr pee???
no?

how about dr calliope...?? better?? * ok ya'll we all say dr calliope...k??*

( the littlist one isnt for it, but bring chocolate, and we are in...)

did you notice the little dance anicole did for drugs...you should ask her what she does for a drink....then clear a table, put on bonjovi..and cover the kids eyes... its a killer show.... she gets quarters in memphis for this little act...until the coppers come by...then as she runs off, they will tip her whole dollars for that show!!)

*cough cough...here she comes, look normal....**

Look, I know you were kidding ... but seriously ... one night, two bottles of wine, a little Rod Stewart belting out Hot Legs and I was really up on the table, teetering in high heels ... I'm almost proud of that moment ... I had awesome legs back in the day ...

As for Jovi ... it was the concert and I was sober ... and it was only a little bit of skin ... AND, JonBon and Richie pointed and waved in thanks ...


And I actually made that public ... didn't I? Oh well ... memories of my youth!
 
aprilraven said:
pahleese..... little skin??? were related...i know nothing on us is little...!!

Hey .. .when I was 21 .. .everything was supple and where it belonged. It's just been in the last 10 years ... since childbirth and surgery ... that things felt the gravity of the gravity ...
 
JonMikal said:
...and what UNaccredited college was that?

The Camelot University ... I majored in Mirrors and Poles ...

(you should know ... you dropped plenty)
 
anicole said:
Hey .. .when I was 21 .. .everything was supple and where it belonged. It's just been in the last 10 years ... since childbirth and surgery ... that things felt the gravity of the gravity ...

wahhh wahh wahhh hhhaw wah.......

what ever.... gravity...abundance.... same thing....

our cups runneth over....pull your big girl panites up and walk on..
 
raven, glad to see you got your nose back. have it out for a cleaning did ya?
 

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