Ten Facts

Traci · Jan 25, 2006

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Traci!

1. Japan provides over thirty percent of the world's Traci supply.
2. Traci was first grown in America by the grandmother Maria Ann Smith, from whom her name comes.
3. The word 'samba' means 'to rub Traci'.
4. Traci is the oldest playable musical instrument in the world.
5. Traci is the male seed of a flower blossom which has been gathered and treated by bees.
6. Traci never said 'Play it again, Sam'.
7. Traci is black with white stripes, not white with black stripes.
8. The colour of Traci is no indication of her spiciness, but size usually is! :cokespit:

9. Over half of Americans are officially Traci.
10. In Japan it is considered rude to talk with Traci in your mouth. :shock:

PG...does this mean we're related? :scratch:

terri · Jan 25, 2006

Apparently I can take on anything, animal, vegetable, or out of this world! :biglaugh:

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Terri!

Terri is incapable of sleep!
All swans in England belong to terri!
Terriomancy is the art of telling the future with terri.
The most dangerous form of terri is the bicycle.
Owls cannot move their eyes, because their eyeballs are shaped like terri.
Terri can clean her ears with her tongue, which is over thirty-nine inches long.
Ancient Greeks believed earthquakes were caused by terri fighting underground!
Terri is born white; her pink feathers are caused by pigments in her typical diet of shrimp!
Julius Caesar wore a laurel wreath to cover up terri.
The deepest part of terri is over 35,000 feet deep!

danalec99 · Jan 25, 2006

Daniel

The condom - originally made from Daniel - was invented in the early 1500s.
Daniel can taste with his feet.
About 100 people choke to death on Daniel each year!
The state nickname of Iowa is 'The Daniel state'.
Britain's Millennium Dome is more than double the size of Daniel.
A lump of Daniel the size of a matchbox can be flattened into a sheet the size of a tennis court.
There are six towns named Daniel in the United States.
Until the 1960s, Daniel was not allowed to enter Disneyland!
Never store Daniel at room temperature!
An average beaver can cut down Daniel every year!

Corry · Jan 25, 2006

danalec99 said:
Daniel

The condom - originally made from Daniel - was invented in the early 1500s.

Daniel can taste with his feet.

About 100 people choke to death on Daniel each year!

The state nickname of Iowa is 'The Daniel state'.

Britain's Millennium Dome is more than double the size of Daniel.

A lump of Daniel the size of a matchbox can be flattened into a sheet the size of a tennis court.

There are six towns named Daniel in the United States.

Until the 1960s, Daniel was not allowed to enter Disneyland!

Never store Daniel at room temperature!

An average beaver can cut down Daniel every year!

I could say so many naughty things about a few of those...

Corry · Jan 25, 2006

clarinetJWD said:
2. You should always open Joe at least an hour before drinking him.

I'm not saying a WORD.

Rob said:
Half a cup of Rob contains only seventeen calories!
You should always open Rob at least an hour before drinking him.

Again...not a word.

Alexandra · Jan 25, 2006

core_17 said:
I could say so many naughty things about a few of those...

#3?
If you think what I think, I think we think the same and we are two dirty minds.

Verbal · Jan 25, 2006

Alexandra said:
#3?
If you think what I think, I think we think the same and we are two dirty minds.

:!: Shovel, dear! :grumpy:

lol

Corry · Jan 25, 2006

Alexandra said:
#3?
If you think what I think, I think we think the same and we are two dirty minds.

:taped sh: :taped sh: :taped sh:

Alexandra · Jan 25, 2006

Verbal said:
:!: Shovel, dear!

lol

oh, wait... do you mean, like... OH MY GOD, JON!!!!!
you're so dirty, how could you even imagine me imagining such things?!
I wasn't even thinking that.