Antarctican
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^^^ With Petraio Prime having been banned, I doubt that's gonna happen now
^^^ With Petraio Prime having been banned, I doubt that's gonna happen now
I wish I had found this 2 days ago!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N9kOgrKDlhc&feature=channel
You are all completely and utterly wrong...
(joking)
OK, if we want to stretch this out, how about another thread hijack?
I'll try to get the fires burning again....
Let's see... how about the difference between snapshots and photographs???
Bad snapshots not sure what planet it was taken on.
Snapshots getting the subject into the frame.
Good snapshots cute girl in the background.
Great snapshots cute girl in the background flashing the camera.
Bad photographs Great subject with an ugly guy in the background.
Photographs Hmm. It makes sense, is in focus and with a proper exposure. (how the heck did He manage that?)
Good photographs In focus, proper exposure, good lighting and cute girl in a bikini.
Great photographs See above minus the bikini.![]()
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How do you recognize an image as a snapshot or a photograph?
Snapshot:
-Usually taken at night in the dark at ISO100 and a shutter speed of 1/10
-Almost always landscape orientation tilted 45 degrees
-Always hand-held in one hand while holding a corn dog in the other.
-Little or no thought in their brain.
-Little effort to control the camera only the beer.
-No effort tofocus,
-Usually takes no more than 1-5 minutes of preparation before shooting
-You had to be there to know what the hell the shot was of
Photograph:
-Position of camera chosen to highlight some aspect of subjects body.
-Subject is placed so that there is clear separation between it and the shocked people in the background OR the link between the people to the subject is material and supporting to subject focus
-Distractions of foreground/background are all girls
-Image often taken on a tripod
-Light is managed to create the mood
-Focus point and depth of field are used to direct viewer attention and eye flow right to the ..... well you know
-You get excited by the image even if you werent there.
-Preparation can take days or weeks.
-You can create a fantasy from the image, or imagine a story.
-Often makes you want to say I wish I had a cigarette.
Oh, and to piss off some people... Snapshots are almost never art, but they can be porn...
It's just a joke ladies, were trying to get to 42 pages with this thread. Lighten up.
P.S. People, if your children understand this post..... IT"S NOT MY FAULT!!!
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Hey!
That's good.
I'll PM you as to where to send the royalty check.
Anyone else?![]()