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"Coffee" and "Starbucks" are mutually exclusive. Coffee is a hot, thick, BLACK liquid served in a white china mug. It is not flavored (Except for coffee) and the only ingredients are coffee beans and hot water. Anything else is not coffee, it's a chemical experiment!

No, they're not mutually exclusive. You don't HAVE to get flavored drinks. There's plenty of plain hot black coffee to be had, and I'm sure they'll serve it in a mug instead of a paper cup if you ask. If you don't like the coffee, fine, but don't try to claim they don't make coffee, ya big grump. :801:
They produce a burned, watery black swill which one could, if under the effect of a strong hallucinogen, refer to as coffee in extreme circumstances.
 
"Coffee" and "Starbucks" are mutually exclusive. Coffee is a hot, thick, BLACK liquid served in a white china mug. It is not flavored (Except for coffee) and the only ingredients are coffee beans and hot water. Anything else is not coffee, it's a chemical experiment!

No, they're not mutually exclusive. You don't HAVE to get flavored drinks. There's plenty of plain hot black coffee to be had, and I'm sure they'll serve it in a mug instead of a paper cup if you ask. If you don't like the coffee, fine, but don't try to claim they don't make coffee, ya big grump. :801:
They produce a burned, watery black swill which one could, if under the effect of a strong hallucinogen, refer to as coffee in extreme circumstances.

So you'd rather drink the equivalent of some light brown crayons melted into super hot water to disguise how crappy it tastes? Knock yourself out. To each her own.
 
I don't drink coffee. Runs and hides...

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So you'd rather drink the equivalent of some light brown crayons melted into super hot water to disguise how crappy it tastes? Knock yourself out. To each her own.
I always add at least one black crayon for body! :icon_mrgreen:

Naturally! ;)

Am I the only one who thinks it's ironic that we meet here in "The Coffee House" and no two people seem to have the same idea of what coffee is?
 
So you'd rather drink the equivalent of some light brown crayons melted into super hot water to disguise how crappy it tastes? Knock yourself out. To each her own.
I always add at least one black crayon for body! :icon_mrgreen:

Naturally! ;)

Am I the only one who thinks it's ironic that we meet here in "The Coffee House" and no two people seem to have the same idea of what coffee is?

Ah, I believe this lack of consensus is the very essence of a coffee house, at least in the Viennese tradition ;) :D
 
While you all argue about silliness, Gary is doing some serious cooking, chicken that's been soaking in a Stella and steak fries mixed with herbs and veggies from the garden all fried harmoniously together.
 
Well, all I know is that the first taste of that first cup of coffee is sometimes the only thing that gets me up in the morning. Whatever your tastes are when it comes to coffee (or whatever your morning poison is), may all of your cups tomorrow morning be hot, fresh, and invigorating!

Time for this hoser to hit the hay.
 

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