The Coffee House

[waday]

Speaking of assholes... my continued dislike of shipping companies..

 

[Gary A.]

Speaking of football ... Los Angeles Rams beat the San Francisco 49'ers last night in a terribly entertaining game.

 

[SquarePeg41 3]

Wasps are the a$$holes of the insect world.

I disagree. There are only very few aggressive wasps here. But the horse flies are really there for your blood and go for it. If you want to assign the a*hole go for them!

Yes, horse flies are assholes, too, (and also less common in some parts) but perhaps you just haven't been around the more aggressive American wasps enough to know just how much more asshole-ish they can be. And really, who says only one insect can take the title. No need to limit it to just one. Asshole is very generous - it can be given to as many insects as you want

Nothing is worse than the Green Heads. If horse flies are aholes the green heads are mf-ers. There are several beaches in Gloucester that are practically unusable for 1-2 weeks in the summer because of the Green Heads. Those bites hurt!

 

[Gary A.]

Wasps are the a$$holes of the insect world.

I disagree. There are only very few aggressive wasps here. But the horse flies are really there for your blood and go for it. If you want to assign the a*hole go for them!

Yes, horse flies are assholes, too, (and also less common in some parts) but perhaps you just haven't been around the more aggressive American wasps enough to know just how much more asshole-ish they can be. And really, who says only one insect can take the title. No need to limit it to just one. Asshole is very generous - it can be given to as many insects as you want

Not many Horse Flies out here.

 

[SquarePeg41 3]

Speaking of football ... Los Angeles Rams beat the San Francisco 49'ers last night in a terribly entertaining game.

Terribly entertaining because of the terrible D!

 

[limr35 4]

Speaking of assholes... my continued dislike of shipping companies..

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Jeez! I hope you are making some complaints.

 

[Gary A.]

Speaking of assholes... my continued dislike of shipping companies..

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As this seems to be a continuous treatment of packages to your address ... Gary fears it most likely a mutual sentiment.

 

[Gary A.]

Wasps are the a$$holes of the insect world.

I disagree. There are only very few aggressive wasps here. But the horse flies are really there for your blood and go for it. If you want to assign the a*hole go for them!

Yes, horse flies are assholes, too, (and also less common in some parts) but perhaps you just haven't been around the more aggressive American wasps enough to know just how much more asshole-ish they can be. And really, who says only one insect can take the title. No need to limit it to just one. Asshole is very generous - it can be given to as many insects as you want

Nothing is worse than the Green Heads. If horse flies are aholes the green heads are mf-ers. There are several beaches in Gloucester that are practically unusable for 1-2 weeks in the summer because of the Green Heads. Those bites hurt!

A Green Head?

 

[Gary A.]

Speaking of football ... Los Angeles Rams beat the San Francisco 49'ers last night in a terribly entertaining game.

Terribly entertaining because of the terrible D!

Yes ... a complete lack thereof.

 

[limr35 4]

Wasps are the a$$holes of the insect world.

I disagree. There are only very few aggressive wasps here. But the horse flies are really there for your blood and go for it. If you want to assign the a*hole go for them!

Yes, horse flies are assholes, too, (and also less common in some parts) but perhaps you just haven't been around the more aggressive American wasps enough to know just how much more asshole-ish they can be. And really, who says only one insect can take the title. No need to limit it to just one. Asshole is very generous - it can be given to as many insects as you want

Nothing is worse than the Green Heads. If horse flies are aholes the green heads are mf-ers. There are several beaches in Gloucester that are practically unusable for 1-2 weeks in the summer because of the Green Heads. Those bites hurt!

We don't really get greenheads where I am (I'm farther inland - the greenheads are a coastal thing),but the black horseflies were a terror every summer at the lake. If one was after you, the trick was to stay close to the water and let it just barely land on you, then dunk it before it could bite.

 

[limr35 4]

Wasps are the a$$holes of the insect world.

I disagree. There are only very few aggressive wasps here. But the horse flies are really there for your blood and go for it. If you want to assign the a*hole go for them!

Yes, horse flies are assholes, too, (and also less common in some parts) but perhaps you just haven't been around the more aggressive American wasps enough to know just how much more asshole-ish they can be. And really, who says only one insect can take the title. No need to limit it to just one. Asshole is very generous - it can be given to as many insects as you want

Nothing is worse than the Green Heads. If horse flies are aholes the green heads are mf-ers. There are several beaches in Gloucester that are practically unusable for 1-2 weeks in the summer because of the Green Heads. Those bites hurt!

A Green Head?

A variety of horsefly common to coastal areas in New England Tabanus nigrovittatus - Wikipedia

 

[waday]

Speaking of assholes... my continued dislike of shipping companies..

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Jeez! I hope you are making some complaints.

I usually only complain when the contents are damaged, but I'm going to start complaining about any package damage from now on. I'm going to include pictures--and I'm going to complain to the shipping companies themselves in addition to the stores.

 

[SquarePeg41 3]

Speaking of assholes... my continued dislike of shipping companies..

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As this seems to be a continuous treatment of packages to your address ... Gary fears it most likely a mutual sentiment.

Did you do something to the Fedex/UPS/USPS person? That's pretty bad and especially as it's not the first time. Our UPS guy is awesome!

Wasps are the a$$holes of the insect world.

I disagree. There are only very few aggressive wasps here. But the horse flies are really there for your blood and go for it. If you want to assign the a*hole go for them!

Yes, horse flies are assholes, too, (and also less common in some parts) but perhaps you just haven't been around the more aggressive American wasps enough to know just how much more asshole-ish they can be. And really, who says only one insect can take the title. No need to limit it to just one. Asshole is very generous - it can be given to as many insects as you want

Nothing is worse than the Green Heads. If horse flies are aholes the green heads are mf-ers. There are several beaches in Gloucester that are practically unusable for 1-2 weeks in the summer because of the Green Heads. Those bites hurt!

A Green Head?

Tabanus nigrovittatus - Wikipedia

Horse fly that lives at the beach.

 

[jcdeboever]

Horse flies are bad in my neighborhood. I got bit in the calf, on the golf course around 8 weeks ago. It drew blood. It still itch's today which is weird. It actually took a junk of skin the size of a dipping dot. The fly itself was jet black and big. I can see why horses get messed up by them.

 

[snowbear121 52]

Our UPS guy is awesome!

Ours is a wasp/horse fly.