The idea of going back to school makes my butt cheeks tighten up.

Oh my, here's a good one:
"When I was 11 years old, I witnessed a triple car accident right on my face."
Ouch.
Oh my, here's a good one:
"When I was 11 years old, I witnessed a triple car accident right on my face."
Ouch.
Obviously you never played with those little cars that you launch down tracks and then up in the air. The trick was to get different tracks set up and launch the cars so that they all come to the same point at the same time. Bonus if one of the sisters/brothers happens to walk through the shooting gallery at the right time.
I, of course, was just watching this as a bystander. Yep, that's my story.
That's because we're fixing to get a round tuit.Everyone is the south is always fixing to do something.
Which is odd because everything is so damn broken down there.![]()
That's because we're fixing to get a round tuit.Everyone is the south is always fixing to do something.
Which is odd because everything is so damn broken down there.![]()
I remember the worst.............. summer of 1978 I think. 30 days straight of temps over 100 degrees, and within that was 10 days of temps over 110 degrees. I was in Altus, OK back in probably 1989 or 1990 when it had the high temp in the nation at 117 degrees. I handled it a lot better in my youth than I do now.I've been to Texas in August and I am impressed that people left the house let alone worked.
That's because we're fixing to get a round tuit.Everyone is the south is always fixing to do something.
Which is odd because everything is so damn broken down there.![]()
I've been to Texas in August and I am impressed that people left the house let alone worked.
That's because we're fixing to get a round tuit.Everyone is the south is always fixing to do something.
Which is odd because everything is so damn broken down there.![]()
I've been to Texas in August and I am impressed that people left the house let alone worked.
Heck, it's bad in May - I can't imagine what it's like in August.
Good afternoon, Marija.Yeah I know you're sleeping but still
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did I miss anything intelligent enough?![]()