just stopped by to say
Hi!
making lunch... and no, no trout this time 
7 pages already
Well, hello, sweetie! How are you doing this afternoon?
just came back from a child's birthday... feel free to judge me but I don't like those... I also don't like to small talk with other mothers who are just talking about children
yes, I'm a bad person
No, definitely not a bad person. "Parents" who go on and on about their kids are a bore, and aren't doing their kids any favours by focusing so much on their precious little creations.
When we were having kids, my wife stayed home to look after them, and joined a few neighbourhood get-togethers where there were other mothers getting out of the house. Unfortunately many could only talk of their kids and they would end up boring my wife practically to tears. Fortunately, she found a few women who wanted to talk about other things in life and with them she formed what is to date a long friendship. The kids have grown up and moved away, but those friendships have continued. One's intelligence and curiosity about the world doesn't drop to infantile levels just because one has a baby.
Actually the same applies to people who want to talk "shop" (work) in non-work settings. Some of that is ok, but lots of that just shows that the person has few outside interests.