Well...last month I had kind of a sinus cold...I could not smell things very well. One day I went to pick my son up after school, and through my plugged up nose, I got a really strong whiff of "exhaust fume smell". Huh...must be the exhaust smell from that A-hole neighbor's noisy, souped-up lifted ginormous 4x4 pick-up truck which just pulled out 5 seconds before me, I thought to myself.
I drove to pick him up. When he got into the car and I started the engine he said, "Dad, the car REALLY smells like gas!" I was wondering what the heck...then I remembered...a couple days before, I had topped off the engine oil...I wondered if I might have forgotten to replace the oil filler's screw-in cap, so I got out, popped the hood, and lifted the hood. I was greeted by the sight of oil....lots of oil...vaporized,misty oil...I had indeed, forgotten to replace the oil filler cap, which was simply...gone!
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Doggone it! I am such a silly goose!" I said [highly sanitized recounting here,folks.]
I looked through the car, which I had thoroughly cleaned out...right before I topped up the windshield squirter fluid, and engine oil...I had squat to plug the hole with....hmmm...I thought for a second...I had stopped at the grocery store before picking my son up, and had bought some groceries--and among them was a 10 pound bag of potatoes which I had deliberately selected for some small-diameter spuds so we could make curly fries out of them. I popped the back hatch, and picked out a couple potatoes, and went up to the engine, and threaded one of the potatoes into the open oil filler hole. The very firm potato "bit" quite nicely, and threaded right in and fit tightly! I closed the hood, and we drove 18 miles to the nearest auto parts store, where I bought a new oil filler cap, and snapped a couple iPhone snaps of my McGyverism!!!
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