The OFFICIAL amolitor is dumb and his blog sucks thread

[Majeed Badizadegan]

71 replies in this thread, and countless references in other threads, and I still haven't been interested enough to actually go to his blog...

Does that make me a bad person?

That question is rhetorical.

As I said in the first post, statistically speaking you don't like it. Most people don't, it is therefore most likely that you would not like it either. I cannot, in good conscience, recommend that you visit my blog.

:lmao: If this type of humor is a hint of what's to come, what would stop me? I would visit so much it would DDoS your site.

 

[amolitor]

It might be witty, but I'm actually just stating plain truth!

Most blogs are pretty uninteresting to most people, and mine's narrower than most. I happen to be interested in some pretty specific stuff that pretty much nobody else is interested in. My audience is pretty damn small as a result. That's ok, my PhD thesis has been read, in the twenty-odd years since I wrote it, by fewer people than follow my blog. That's how it goes.

 

[cgipson1]

71 replies in this thread, and countless references in other threads, and I still haven't been interested enough to actually go to his blog...

Does that make me a bad person?

That question is rhetorical.

As I said in the first post, statistically speaking you don't like it. Most people don't, it is therefore most likely that you would not like it either. I cannot, in good conscience, recommend that you visit my blog.

:lmao: If this type of humor is a hint of what's to come, what would stop me? I would visit so much it would DDoS your site.

Watchout! It's a trap! Reverse Psychology and all that jazz! lol

 

[o hey tyler]

It might be witty, but I'm actually just stating truth!*

*What amolitor is stating to be truth but may actually not be truth.

 

[thetrue]

I can only imagine how entertaining that thesis was...

 

[Derrel]

I can only imagine how entertaining that thesis was...

I remember this one time my brother and I were in town and this fellow had JUST painted a section of a store's outside wall, right by the bus stop bench...yep, yoooobetcha', we sat thar 'n watched as that'n paint got dried all good and well!!!

 

[pixmedic]

I hope amolitors detractors have at least given him the courtesy of checking out his blog before passing judgement.

 

[kundalini]

I firmly believe there are no dumb questions. Dumb polls on the other hand are a different kettle of fish.

 

[BrianV]

Why do you feel unappreciated?...

Reading the Blog, you are doing your words an injustice by not illustrating the ideas presented with Photographs to underscore the points being made. The "Eliza" entry is the case in point. I remember Eliza, one of the early "AI" experiments.

Person : Forum members are all alike.
ELIZA : In what way?
Person : They're always bugging us about something or other.
ELIZA : Can you think of a specific example?
Person : Well, my Moderator made me come here.
ELIZA : Your Moderator made you come here?
Person : He says I'm depressed much of the time.
ELIZA : I am sorry to hear that you are depressed.
Person : It's true. I am unhappy.
ELIZA : Do you think coming here will help you not to be unhappy?
Person : I need some help, that much seems certain.
ELIZA : What would it mean to you if you got some help?
Person : Perhaps I could learn to get along with the members of the forum.
ELIZA : Tell me more about your forum.

 

[amolitor]

Yes, yes. Unlike MOST theses, mine was, of course, very very boring.

 

[thetrue]

Yes, yes. Unlike MOST theses, mine was, of course, very very boring.

What did you major in?

 

[amolitor]

I was, briefly and a long time ago, a mathematician. Which makes the un-entertaining qualities of my thesis ALL THE MORE EMBARASSING. Mathematics theses are, as you're probably aware, the gold standard for entertainment and humor!

 

[thetrue]

Mathematician, eh? When I was a youngin' I dreamed of being a mathematician...then I realized that wasn't a profession.

 

[BrianV]

My Father's PhD thesis was used to set up crisis intervention hotlines for suicide prevention.

 

[runnah]

My wife wanted to be a mathematician but I was divided on the issue.