I laughed my way through all of these pictures! 1 and 2 especially. Very dramatic. It reminds me of a boxing or wrestling match... "In this corner, weighing in at 65 pounds, Golden Retriever Pup! And in this corner, weighing in at 60 pounds, other Golden Retriever Pup!" (I don't really know what kinds of dogs they are, but I took an educated guess.)
Cracked me up...thanks for that, I needed it today.