things that really p*ss me off....

[clarinetJWD]

save $60 and visit the cologne counter at Dillards.

Now there's one of my biggest pet peeves... I hate cologne and perfume...
Just wear friggin deoderant, and then you won't smell at all! It's better that way--all my food doesn't taste like flowers and aftershave...

 

[woodsac]

Now there's one of my biggest pet peeves... I hate cologne and perfume...
Just wear friggin deoderant, and then you won't smell at all! It's better that way--all my food doesn't taste like flowers and aftershave...

It doesn't p*ss me off...but I do find it offensive when someone is wearing so much that your eyes water!
Perfume (and cologne) are meant to be desired, admired and sensual...not forced upon anyone with an open nostrile within 20 feet of you!
If I can smell you coming...or see the perfume *fumes* rising from your sweater...I'm going the other way

 

[anicole]

It doesn't p*ss me off...but I do find it offensive when someone is wearing so much that your eyes water!
Perfume (and cologne) are meant to be desired, admired and sensual...not forced upon anyone with an open nostrile within 20 feet of you!
If I can smell you coming...or see the perfume *fumes* rising from your sweater...I'm going the other way

*ahem*

Guess Raven and I won't be making the DC Meet Up after all ....

*sprays on a bit more*

 

[aprilraven]

ahh jwd... you havent smelled a real woman, then... i have colonge that will drop you to your knees ... drooling...beggin'....

anicole smells like sex on a stick most days... we are smell-good people..and you let a man walk by smelling so fine, and every woman around a 4 block area will be following him for miles.

an ugly man can wear leather coat, and great smelling cologne..and he is gorgeous..... nothing beats a great smelling man.....

am i right girls???

 

[woodsac]

after woodsac, i almost dont wanna swallow anything....

new diet... "woodsac's new 'whats in your mouth' diet.."

i feel thinner already!!

(luv ya woodsac, mean it!)

There's another one!
Not that you're complaining...but I get so sick of listening to women talk about how fat their a$$ is

So get off of it and do something about it!!! And no...a diet coke with your bucket of fries isn't considered *doing something about it* :er:

And yep, I'd share Nicole

 

[woodsac]

ahh jwd... you havent smelled a real woman, then... i have colonge that will drop you to your knees ... drooling...beggin'....

anicole smells like sex on a stick most days... we are smell-good people..and you let a man walk by smelling so fine, and every woman around a 4 block area will be following him for miles.

an ugly man can wear leather coat, and great smelling cologne..and he is gorgeous..... nothing beats a great smelling man.....

am i right girls???

I need a visual

 

[Verbal]

anicole smells like sex on a stick most days... we are smell-good people..and you let a man walk by smelling so fine, and every woman around a 4 block area will be following him for miles.

O_O

Is this truth she speaks?

*dons leather coat, drinks some cologne, and goes for a stroll*

 

[Hertz van Rental]

you let a man walk by smelling so fine, and every woman around a 4 block area will be following him for miles.

And every sailor probably...

 

[Antarctican]

an ugly man can wear leather coat, and great smelling cologne..and he is gorgeous..... nothing beats a great smelling man.....

am i right girls???

Oh yeah, you're right all right. Although if there weren't young 'uns reading this post, I could get into a few more items on the ol' wish list.

 

[Corry]

HOLY CRAP! ANTARCTICAN!!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH CHASE'S OLD AVATAR!!!

 

[JTHphoto]

There's another one!
Not that you're complaining...but I get so sick of listening to women talk about how fat their a$$ is

So get off of it and do something about it!!! And no...a diet coke with your bucket of fries isn't considered *doing something about it* :er:

And yep, I'd share Nicole

:lmao: :lmao:

y'alls "rantings" are hilarious. it's taken me like 30 minutes to read this whole thread, but it was well worth it...

hey verb, what is O_O? is it basically the same as this --> :shock:

 

[Antarctican]

Oops, as I've only been on TPF for 2 weeks, I didn't know it used to be the Supreme One's old avatar. Will change it, so that I don't incur some "blown seal" type of saying under my screenname. It just seemed to go with "Antarctican", and the fact I'm a-spending WAY too much time on the 'puter reading TPF posts.

 

[Antarctican]

HOLY CRAP! ANTARCTICAN!!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH CHASE'S OLD AVATAR!!!

Okay, new one is up!

 

[Verbal]

:lmao: :lmao:

y'alls "rantings" are hilarious. it's taken me like 30 minutes to read this whole thread, but it was well worth it...

hey verb, what is O_O? is it basically the same as this --> :shock:

Yup...just couldn't remember what to type to get :shock: lol

 

[Xmetal]

I hate women that take it out on others during the onslaught of PMS.