things that really p*ss me off....

anicole · Jan 25, 2006

Hey ... I'm smellin' an informal TPF meetup!

Little Man, Raven and me ... will Texas survive ... ?

LittleMan · Jan 25, 2006

anicole said:
Hey ... I'm smellin' an informal TPF meetup!

Little Man, Raven and me ... will Texas survive ... ?

Y'all are welcome to come up to mi casa for lunch or dinner or whatever... we're always here.

Also, if you want a taste of a small Texas town... definately come up... lol
It's only like a 25-30 minute drive North on 281. :thumbup:

aprilraven · Jan 25, 2006

how do you feel about a night on the town???
we can meet your silly self at a resturant around there, if its good for you..

and if texas can hatch a bush or two, me and pallie shouldnt have a problem hatching a haint or two...!!

LittleMan · Jan 25, 2006

aprilraven said:
how do you feel about a night on the town???
we can meet your silly self at a resturant around there, if its good for you..

and if texas can hatch a bush or two, me and pallie shouldnt have a problem hatching a haint or two...!!

the first half sounds alright... the second half I'm going to need a translator... (google translator doesn't seem to know what the heck your talkin about.

)

anicole · Jan 25, 2006

O M G .....

I just spewed good tea on the monitor again ...

(there are people, Raven, that will study that for years to understand about bushes and haints ... )

Little Man ... take it as if Texas can handle George, then it can handle us.

We're great in restaurants. We always get great service and usually know six or seven people by the time we leave.

You aren't shy, are ya?

aprilraven · Jan 25, 2006

anicole said:
O M G .....

I just spewed good tea on the monitor again ...

(there are people, Raven, that will study that for years to understand about bushes and haints ... )

Little Man ... take it as if Texas can handle George, then it can handle us.

We're great in restaurants. We always get great service and usually know six or seven people by the time we leave.

You aren't shy, are ya?

god love him if he is..... he wont be afterwars...

after me and pallie leave a resturaunt, they all know us, and usually have pictures printed in 8x10 glossy's that have a huge circle and a cross...the words, "do not allow back in ever!!"

just kidding... they love us...we are big tippers..and we usually will have two or three waiters and the manager sitting with us before its all over..

oh, and fyi: haint... a little ugly witch looking sucker that gives you the willies... along the lines of boogie man or wraith...its a wraith with major dental work needed..and a maybe a facial scrub... can be found on stumps.... ugly ugly ugly people can sit on a stump and hatch a haint... does that help?? :er:

anicole · Jan 25, 2006

spitting tea

:biglaugh:

photogoddess · Jan 25, 2006

Things that p!ss me off.... (Not in any particular order.)

People that feel the need to marinate in their perfume/cologne. A little dab'll do ya - Please remember that - stinky! :stun:

Bad breath and body odor. For God's sake have some of these people never heard about personal hygiene time? Look it up. I highly recommend that you set aside a little "you" time. :pig:

Exes that over a year after the divorce are still coming into your office crying about how much they love you, are miserable without you, can't live without you, etc... (Take the girl parts back and grow some male ones jackass!) And for the record it's not true love just because you're crying crocodile tears while you try to turn my children against me and take me to the cleaners. :evil:

Kids that think that just because you buy them a car, pay their insurance and provide them with a gas card that they can drive as fast and much as they can. Keeping those good grades up will only carry you so far with ol' Mama here. We're obviously going to need a lesson on that little myth about the money tree allegedly growing in the back yard. :grumpy:

Employees that have more drama in their lives than a daytime soap opera. NO ONE should have that much BS going on and if you do, take 5 minutes to chat about it - yup get it out of your system and then forget it for the rest of the day. I'm not payin ya to stir the drama pot all friggin day. :soapbox:

People that make promises that they never intend to keep. I've got a few words for ya. Talk is cheap. If you're going to talk big just to flake out on me, please learn to keep your pie hole closed in the first place and save me the grief. :taped sh:

Tourists, tourist traps and any kind of crowds. I'm a people person but I just can't stand tons of people in one spot. Seems like every rude person on the planet ends up shoved into my little area of personal space. Just one of those things that makes me want to scream. :shaking:

Rude people - no explaination necessary. :greendev:

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Traci · Jan 25, 2006

photogoddess said:
Bad breath and body odor. For God's sake have some of these people never heard about personal hygiene time? Look it up. I highly recommend that you set aside a little "you" time.

This should've been included with the "ex" part of the rant...god only knows if he's showered or brushed his teeth since you left his sorry a$$! :lmao:

photogoddess · Jan 25, 2006

Traci said:
This should've been included with the "ex" part of the rant...god only knows if he's showered or brushed his teeth since you left his sorry a$$! :lmao:

I was trying to be polite. :mrgreen:

terri · Jan 26, 2006

Kids that think that just because you buy them a car, pay their insurance and provide them with a gas card that they can drive as fast and much as they can. Keeping those good grades up will only carry you so far with ol' Mama here. We're obviously going to need a lesson on that little myth about the money tree allegedly growing in the back yard.

Employees that have more drama in their lives than a daytime soap opera. NO ONE should have that much BS going on and if you do, take 5 minutes to chat about it - yup get it out of your system and then forget it for the rest of the day. I'm not payin ya to stir the drama pot all friggin day.

Preach on, wisechick sista! :lol:

I once told a former employee that if I had half of her drama I'd be tempted to just eat a gun....but if she decided to do that, she'd better leave me a voice mail message first, so I could at least call in a temp. :roll:

Hertz van Rental · Jan 26, 2006

photogoddess said:
Rude people - no explaination necessary.

You like it when I'm being rude....

panzershreck · Jan 26, 2006

photogoddess said:
Tourists, tourist traps and any kind of crowds. I'm a people person but I just can't stand tons of people in one spot. Seems like every rude person on the planet ends up shoved into my little area of personal space. Just one of those things that makes me want to scream. :shaking:
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i love crowds, how else do you see live shows anyways? plus lots of good photo opportunities

i don't mind tourists

on the other hand, i consider the tourist "trap" and tour groups to be the spawn of satan himself, dredged up from the labyrinth of murk and dung, squeezed through onto a sheet of electrified metal where it burns for eternity...

that's how i feel about that, the tourist traps themselves are always so boring too, and nothing is worse than being a tourist and being around a bunch of other tourists, you just want to yank out a bazooka and start firing indiscriminantly

sometimes i dream of Bush saying "we must destroy tourists" instead of "we must destroy terrorists" (the way he says terrorists you could mistake it for tourists), and i don't even like that guy...

PS: photobucket isn't working for me, that's ****ing me off too