TPF Confessional

[Mully]

I confess that the reason I am more pleasant to the female posters than the male is in the vain hope that we are ever in the same zipcode, they will go to bed with me.

Yes, it is a long shot, but it doesn't cost me anything.
So, If you are female and I've been especially nice or complimentary, I want you.

Somehow I knew this LOL

 

[supraman215]

A Sign from ABOVE!

 

[sm4him]

I confess that the reason I am more pleasant to the female posters than the male is in the vain hope that we are ever in the same zipcode, they will go to bed with me.

Yes, it is a long shot, but it doesn't cost me anything.
So, If you are female and I've been especially nice or complimentary, I want you.

So what does that say if we're female and you have been rude and critical?? :lmao:

PLEASE NOTE: To my knowledge, Lew has NEVER been *publicly* rude or critical towards me...oblivious towards me, perhaps...wonder what that means?

 

[Mully]

I only take jobs I really want to do ....otherwise I tell clients I am booked.

 

[runnah]

Liar, no man would quote Georgia O'Keefe.

Maybe that's all part of my ploy.

You take a suspicious amount of flower photos...if it a ruse, well done sir, well done.

 

[Mully]

I confess that the reason I am more pleasant to the female posters than the male is in the vain hope that we are ever in the same zipcode, they will go to bed with me.

Yes, it is a long shot, but it doesn't cost me anything.
So, If you are female and I've been especially nice or complimentary, I want you.

So what does that say if we're female and you have been rude and critical?? :lmao:

PLEASE NOTE: To my knowledge, Lew has NEVER been *publicly* rude or critical towards me...oblivious towards me, perhaps...wonder what that means?

You are not in his age bracket.

 

[Mully]

With the end of the world a few days away, I thought the members of TPF might have a few things that they would like to get off their chest. Post your sins in this thread and all will be forgiven!! (Hurry post before Friday!!)
I'll go first, I'm actually a guy. I enjoy pretending to be a girl on internet forums. I get my kicks out of it.

I will never look at you the same again.

 

[sm4him]

You remember that recent $500-million+ Powerball drawing? Yeah. I won that.
I didn't want to say anything, mostly because Sparky was so sure it was gonna be him, and I didn't want him to depress him with the truth.
Also, because I'd suddenly find out that you are all my fifth cousins, 48-times removed or something.

I know it says that some couple won, and a single guy...but I paid the couple a lot of money to ACT like they were the winners so nobody would realize it was really me.

Kind of a bummer that I only have till Friday to spend it now. I'd send some to all of you, but I don't think you'd get it in time.

 

[cgipson1]

With the end of the world a few days away, I thought the members of TPF might have a few things that they would like to get off their chest. Post your sins in this thread and all will be forgiven!! (Hurry post before Friday!!)
I'll go first, I'm actually a guy. I enjoy pretending to be a girl on internet forums. I get my kicks out of it.

Really? Finally a man I would gladly sleep with... lol!

 

[The_Traveler]

I confess that the reason I am more pleasant to the female posters than the male is in the vain hope that we are ever in the same zipcode, they will go to bed with me.

Yes, it is a long shot, but it doesn't cost me anything.
So, If you are female and I've been especially nice or complimentary, I want you.

So what does that say if we're female and you have been rude and critical?? :lmao:

PLEASE NOTE: To my knowledge, Lew has NEVER been *publicly* rude or critical towards me...oblivious towards me, perhaps...wonder what that means?

First of all my age bracket extends from the age of consent in whatever state I am in as far as necessary.
Second, take off that damned hat and I'll show you just how rude I can be, you B,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,


(does that work for you? :lmao

 

[AgentDrex]

With the end of the world a few days away, I thought the members of TPF might have a few things that they would like to get off their chest. Post your sins in this thread and all will be forgiven!! (Hurry post before Friday!!)
I'll go first, I'm actually a guy. I enjoy pretending to be a girl on internet forums. I get my kicks out of it.

Really? Finally a man I would gladly sleep with... lol!

Something, something...gay side

I thought the Beatles song Michelle went Michelle, my belle...not mishele, with balls

Maybe mishele is a woman but she is confused because early in life her ovaries dropped and everyone assumed they were testicles...

 

[runnah]

I didn't like the Godfather.

 

[cgipson1]

With the end of the world a few days away, I thought the members of TPF might have a few things that they would like to get off their chest. Post your sins in this thread and all will be forgiven!! (Hurry post before Friday!!)
I'll go first, I'm actually a guy. I enjoy pretending to be a girl on internet forums. I get my kicks out of it.

Really? Finally a man I would gladly sleep with... lol!

Something, something...gay side

I thought the Beatles song Michelle went Michelle, my belle...not mishele, with balls

Maybe mishele is a woman but she is confused because early in life her ovaries dropped and everyone assumed they were testicles...

That is NOT a pretty visualization! lol! (dreaming of my favorite photo of Mishele.... STEAMING HOT CHICKY there!)

 

[Mr_Mac]

You remember that recent $500-million+ Powerball drawing? Yeah. I won that.

Kind of a bummer that I only have till Friday to spend it now. I'd send some to all of you, but I don't think you'd get it in time.

Just for grins and giggles, can we try it anyways? I'll send you my address!

 

[sm4him]

You remember that recent $500-million+ Powerball drawing? Yeah. I won that.

Kind of a bummer that I only have till Friday to spend it now. I'd send some to all of you, but I don't think you'd get it in time.

Just for grins and giggles, can we try it anyways? I'll send you my address!

Sure, send me your address and I'll get that check right in the mail to you.