TPF Confessions

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And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life.

From the peanut gallery; extra chunky!

 

[unpopular]

I'm male. I'm straight. I love Neil Diamond.

I'm male. I'm straight. I love Taylor Swift.

 

[jcdeboever]

I'm male. I'm straight. We're minority's now.

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[limr]

Well, if you're going to say something silly, then I am going to correct your punctuation.

Minorities.

 

[medic2230]

In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max’s toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog…When my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I went nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out…But the worst thing I ever done — I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa — and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life.

I put ketchup on my steak.......almost always.

I look for utility marks on the sidewalks then come back at night with chalk and make them funny little stick figures.

I'm male. I'm straight. I love Neil Diamond.

 

[unpopular]

I'm male. I'm straight. We're minority's now.

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Only a problem for white supremacists.

 

[Fred Berg]

I'm male. I'm straight. We're minority's now.

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Only a problem for white supremacists.

And greengrocer's.