true arkansas girls...

[aprilraven]

i do believe this was anicole......


A young woman was pulled over in Sheridan, Ar for speeding.
As the AR State Trooper walked to her car window,
flipping open his ticket book, she said,
"I bet you are going to sell me a ticket to the ARKANSAS
State Police Ball."
He replied, "ARKANSAS State Troopers don't have balls."
There was a moment of silence while she smiled and he
realized what he'd just said.
He then closed his book, got back in his patrol car and left.
She was laughing too hard to start her car.

and this is for all the texans...

A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through an
automated radar post in Plano, Texas. A $40 speeding ticket was included. Being cute,
he sent the police department a picture of $40.
The police responded with another mailed photo of handcuffs.


In Richardson, Texas State Trooper was running radar. He had a perfect spot to watch for speeders, but wasn't
getting any. Then he discovered the problem.
A 12 year old boy was standing up the road with a hand
painted sign which read "RADAR TRAP AHEAD!"
The officer later found a young accomplice down the road with a sign
reading, "TIPS" and a bucket full of money. (And we used to just sell
lemonade!)

 

[Calliope]

That's cool! :lmao:

 

[clarinetJWD]

In Richardson, Texas State Trooper was running radar. He had a perfect spot to watch for speeders, but wasn't
getting any. Then he discovered the problem.
A 12 year old boy was standing up the road with a hand
painted sign which read "RADAR TRAP AHEAD!"
The officer later found a young accomplice down the road with a sign
reading, "TIPS" and a bucket full of money. (And we used to just sell
lemonade!)

I think I love that kid.

 

[aprilraven]

i know, you gotta dig the inventiveness....

 

[anicole]

i do believe this was anicole......


A young woman was pulled over in Sheridan, Ar for speeding.
As the AR State Trooper walked to her car window,
flipping open his ticket book, she said,
"I bet you are going to sell me a ticket to the ARKANSAS
State Police Ball."
He replied, "ARKANSAS State Troopers don't have balls."
There was a moment of silence while she smiled and he
realized what he'd just said.
He then closed his book, got back in his patrol car and left.
She was laughing too hard to start her car.

hey ... 35 and never had a ticket ... you do what works ...

 

[LittleMan]

In Richardson, Texas State Trooper was running radar. He had a perfect spot to watch for speeders, but wasn't
getting any. Then he discovered the problem.
A 12 year old boy was standing up the road with a hand
painted sign which read "RADAR TRAP AHEAD!"
The officer later found a young accomplice down the road with a sign
reading, "TIPS" and a bucket full of money. (And we used to just sell
lemonade!)

That was me.