ahh but lets not forget "YA'LL" that rule # 36b section C clause II stricktly states that every 3rd Friday in January is reserved for spending "x" amount of time with your alter alone. (X has not yet been given a value, as the law has not yet been completely passed in several countries.)
In Los Angeles, a man is legally entitled to beat his wife with a leather belt or strap, but the belt can't be wider than 2 inches, unless he has his wife's consent to beat her with a wider strap.
And In Miami, it's illegal for men to be seen publicly in any kind of strapless gown.
So please keep that in mind!!!