Wedding Photography Equipment

gsgary

Been spending a lot of time on here!
Joined
Oct 31, 2008
Messages
16,143
Reaction score
2,980
Location
Chesterfield UK
Website
www.gsgary.smugmug.com
Can others edit my Photos
Photos OK to edit
More gear makes it more confusing and you have to carry it, there is more to keep your eye on more to go missing, last wedding i did for a friend i used 1 M4 28mm, 40mm, and a Mamiya c330 and 80mm

I never said i drug everything inside the venue. I said i bring it. It sits in the car. I only bring what i need to shoot with inside. I typically only carry the same amount of gear you just listed. On the off chance something changes and i need another piece of equipment, i have it close by. Still better to have and not need, than to need and not have.

A what if a scumbag see's you taking gear out of the car, with all that gear left in the car ? i never leave any gear in the car
 

pixmedic

I am the Lord thy Mod
Staff member
Supporting Member
Joined
Jun 7, 2012
Messages
15,402
Reaction score
7,684
Location
Central Florida
Website
www.flickr.com
Can others edit my Photos
Photos NOT OK to edit
More gear makes it more confusing and you have to carry it, there is more to keep your eye on more to go missing, last wedding i did for a friend i used 1 M4 28mm, 40mm, and a Mamiya c330 and 80mm

I never said i drug everything inside the venue. I said i bring it. It sits in the car. I only bring what i need to shoot with inside. I typically only carry the same amount of gear you just listed. On the off chance something changes and i need another piece of equipment, i have it close by. Still better to have and not need, than to need and not have.

A what if a scumbag see's you taking gear out of the car, with all that gear left in the car ? i never leave any gear in the car

What if a time/space vortex opens up at my house and swallows up all the gear i left there? What if a scumbag sees you with a camera and stabs you for it?
Insurance is a wonderful thing.

What if's are silly.
 
OP
C

csabiART

TPF Noob!
Joined
Jan 4, 2013
Messages
23
Reaction score
1
Location
Hungary
Can others edit my Photos
Photos NOT OK to edit
I think i will use this setup:
60D
600D
580ex II
600ex-rt
tamron 17-50 f2.8
canon 70-200 f4

what do you think guys?
 

kathyt

Been spending a lot of time on here!
Joined
Oct 11, 2012
Messages
3,759
Reaction score
1,888
Can others edit my Photos
Photos OK to edit
[...]

Signature: "If you can't ignore an insult, top it; if you can't top it, laugh it off; and if you can't laugh it off, it's probably deserved."
I like your quote in your signature. Very fitting for this forum. :)
I dont like it that much. It advises to insult people. I rather prefer Frederick Douglass:
A gentleman will not insult me, and no man not a gentleman can insult me.

Oh and btw, this is one of the tamest forums I know when it comes to insults. Not the tamest of all, but very tame.
I found humor in the quote. I thought it was funny. I giggled.
 

table1349

Been spending a lot of time on here!
Joined
Sep 9, 2006
Messages
0
Reaction score
2,772
I never said i drug everything inside the venue. I said i bring it. It sits in the car. I only bring what i need to shoot with inside. I typically only carry the same amount of gear you just listed. On the off chance something changes and i need another piece of equipment, i have it close by. Still better to have and not need, than to need and not have.

A what if a scumbag see's you taking gear out of the car, with all that gear left in the car ? i never leave any gear in the car

What if a time/space vortex opens up at my house and swallows up all the gear i left there? What if a scumbag sees you with a camera and stabs you for it?
Insurance is a wonderful thing.

What if's are silly.

Ooh...Ooh...Ooh... As long as were asking questions, I have some I would like answered.


[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif] Why doesn't McDonald's sell hotdogs?
At a movie theater which arm rest is yours?
What is Satan's last name?
Why do doctors leave the room when you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.
Where does the toetag go on a dead person if they don't have toes?
If your driving a federal owned car, and you run a stop sign, is it considered a felony?
Why is there a disclaimer on the Allstate Auto Insurance commericals that says "Not available in all states"?
If you dug a hole through the center of the earth,and jumped in, would you stay at the center because of gravity?
If a person dies and then springs back to life, do they get their money back for the coffin?
If you are asked to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth and your the main witness, what if you say "no"?
Do they bury people with their braces on?
How far east can you go before you're heading west?
How does a Real Estate company sell its office without causing confusion?
Do dentists go to other dentists or do they just do it themselves?
If, in a baseball game, the batter hits a ball splitting it right down the center with half the ball flying out of the park and the other half being caught, what is the final ruling?
If you were to get drunk in a country where the drinking limit is under 21, and went to the states and were still over the limit, could they arrest you for underage drinking even though you did not do the drinking in the states.
Why do people think that swaying their arm back and forth would change the direction of a bowling ball?
If girls with large breasts work at Hooters, then do girls with one leg work at IHOP?
Why is it that everyone driving faster than you is considered an idiot and everyone driving slower than you is a moron?
If pro and con are opposites, wouldn't the opposite of progress be congress?
Why does grape flavor smell the way it is when actual grapes don't taste or smell anything like it.
If a kid refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?
Is it rude for a deaf person to talk (sign) with their mouth full of food?
If its 11:30 PM Dec 31 in Texas and 12:30 AM Jan 1st in New York and you have a New York driver's license that expires Jan 2007, does that mean your license has expired?
What's the difference between normal ketchup and fancy ketchup?
If a transvesite goes missing, would youu put their face on a carton of Half and Half?
Why is the Lone Ranger called 'Lone' if he always has his Indian friend Tonto with him?
When does it stop being partly cloudy and start being partly sunny?
Are eyebrows considered facial hair?
If a baby's leg pops out at 11:59PM but his head doesn't come out until 12:01, which day was he born on?
In the song Yankee Doodle, is he calling the horse or the feather "macaroni"?
Is there a time limit on fortune cookie predictions?
Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round?
Do they have the word "dictionary" in the dictionary?
Can you daydream at night?
Why is it that on a phone or calculator the number five has a little dot on it?
Can crop circles be square?
If ghosts can walk through walls and glide down stairs, why don't they fall through the floor?
Is it legal to travel down a road in reverse, as long as your following the direction of the traffic?
When Atheists go to court, do they have to swear on the bible?
Why is vanilla ice cream white when vanilla extract is brown?
Can animals commit suicide?
What do you do when you see an endangered animal that is eating an endangered plant?
If a doctor suddenly had a heart attack while doing surgery, would the other doctors work on the doctor or the patient?
How can something be "new" and "improved"? if it's new, what was it improving on?
Why aren't drapes double sided so it looks nice on the inside and outside of your home?
Why is it that when we "skate on thin ice", we can "get in hot water"?
Why do people say beans beans the magical fruit when beans are vegetables?
If laughter is the best medicine, who's the idiot who said they 'died laughing'?
If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?
Why are the little styrofoam pieces called peanuts?
Why does the Easter bunny carry eggs? Rabbits don't lay eggs.
Do siamese twins pay for one ticket or two tickets when they go to movies and concerts?
Why are they called 'Jolly Ranchers'? Who said that the ranchers were jolly?
Why does caregiver and caretaker mean the same thing?
Can a short person "talk down" to a taller person?
If a bald person works as a chef at a restaurant, do they have to wear a hairnet?
If milk goes bad if not refrigerated, does it go bad if the cow isnt refrigerated?
How fast do hotcakes sell?
Do prison buses have emergency exits?
Do astronauts change their clocks when they move over different time zones in space?
Can a black person join the kkk?
When lightning strikes the ocean why don't all the fish die?
When there's two men who "get married", do they both go to the same bachelor party?
If a guy that was about to die in the electric chair had a heart attack should they save him?
Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?
Do Jewish vampires avoid crosses or Stars of David?
If London Bridge is standing why is there a song about it falling down?
Why is it that before 9/11 they always showed the emergency broadcast system test, and on 9/11 they never used it?
If a nursing mother had her nipples pierced would the milk come out of all three holes?
Who was Sadie Hawkins?
If a stripper gets breast implants can she write it off on her taxes as a business expense?
Why do we sing "Rock a bye baby" to lull a baby to sleep when the song is about putting your baby in a tree and letting the wind crash the cradle on the ground?
If parents say, "Never take candy from strangers" then why do we celebrate Halloween?
Do the minutes on the movie boxes include the previews, credits, and special features, or just the movie itself?
Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?
What does PU stand for (as in "PU, that stinks!")?
Why do we put suits in a garment bag and put garments in a suitcase?
Can cannibals be arrested for being under the influence of alcohol (e.g. drunk-driving) if they have eaten someone who was drunk?
What is the stage of a reptile when it has eggs in it but they haven't been laid. Are they pregnant?
If Mars had earthquakes would they be called marsquakes?
Why do people never say "it's only a game" when they're winning?
If an ambulance is on its way to save someone, and it runs someone over, does it stop to help them?
Why is it called a funny bone, when if you hit it, it's not funny at all?
Do you yawn in your sleep?
Why do dogs like the smell of other dogs butts?
If a cannible was on death row could he ask for the last guy that was electricuted for his last meal?
Do Chinese people get English sayings tattooed on their bodies?
Do glow-in-the-dark objects stop glowing when somebody turns the lights on?
If you died with braces on would they take them off?
If someone has their nose pierced, have a cold, and take thier nose ring out. Does snot come out of the piercing hole?
How come lemon washing up liquid contains real lemons, but lemon juice contains artificial flavorings.
Do you wake up or open your eyes first?
Did Noah have woodpeckers on the ark? If he did, where did he keep them?
Why are builders afraid to have a 13th floor but book publishers aren't afraid to have a Chapter 11?
How do you handcuff a one-armed man?
If the FBI breaks your door down do they have to pay for it?
In some books, why do they have blank pages at the very end?
Why can't donuts be square?
Why put a towel in the dirty clothes basket if when you get out of the shower you are clean?
What happens to an irrisitable force when it hits an immovable object?
If there's a speed of sound and a speed of light is there a speed of smell?
Why do overalls have bel loops, since they are held up at the top by the straps?
Do people in prison celebrate halloween.... if so how?
Do the security guards at airports have to go through airport security when they get to work?
Why are all of the Harry Potter spells in Latin if they're English?
What do Greeks say when they don't understand something?
What happens if a queen gives birth to a pair of siamese twins? Who gets to be king?
Do all-boys schools have girls bathrooms? Conversely, do all-girls schools have boys bathrooms?
Are children who act in rated 'R' movies allowed to see them?
How come cats butts go up when you pet them?
What would happen to the sea's water level if every boat in the World was taken out of the water at the same time?
How come you never see a billboard being put up by the highway?
Do the English people eat English muffins, or are they just called muffins?
How much deeper would the ocean be if sponges didn't grow in it?
Why do they call it the Department of Interior when they are in charge of everything outdoors?
Why does Jello have a smell when you add the powder in the water, but when it "gels" the smell is gone?
Why are dogs noses always wet?
If a bee is allergic to pollen would it get the hives?
Why do people say "heads up" when you should duck?
Why is it OK for dudes to slap other dudes' asses in football, but not in any other situation?
Why does triangularly cut bread taste better than square bread?
If one man says, "it was an uphill battle," and another says, "it went downhill from there," how could they both be having troubles?
Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
At what point in man's evolution did he start wiping his ass?
Do bald people get Dandruff?
Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?
Why do superheros wear their underwear on the outside of their clothes?
If you get cheated by the Better Business Bureau, who do you complain to?
When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their signs?
Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
Can you cry under water?
Why Does Pluto Live in a dog house, eat dog food, etc. but Goofy, who is also a dog, lives in a condo and drives a car?
If you blew a bubble in space would it pop?
Are children who use sign language allowed to talk with their mouth full?
How come all of the planets are spherical?
How did the first women ever to shave their legs know that the skin wouldn't just peel right off?
when a pregnant lady has twins, is there 1 or 2 umbilical cords?
Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh ever get stung by the bees he messes with?
Why do they put holes in crackers?
Can you still say "Put it where the sun don't shine " on a nude beach?
What do people in China call their good plates?
How come toy hippos are always blue, or purple, when real hippos are brown?
Why don't woodpeckers get headaches when they slam their head on a tree all day?
If someone owns a piece of land, do they own it all the way to the center of the earth?
If an escalotor breaks down, does it become stairs?
Why do they call him Donkey Kong if he is not a donkey?
Why do they say a football team is the 'world champion' when they don't play anybody outside the US?
Do stuttering people stutter when they're thinking to themselves?
If you put a chameleon in a room full of mirrors, what color would it turn?
What are the handles for corn on the cob called?
Why do British people never sound British when they sing?
Why do we press the start button to turn off the computer?
Do your eyes change color when you die?
Were Mary and Joseph's surname Christ before Jesus was born?
If a bunch of cats jump on top of each other, is it still called a dog pile?
Do sheep get static cling when they rub against one another?
In libraries, do they put the bible in the fiction or non-fiction section?
How old are you before it can be said you died of old age?
If K.F.C Stands for Kentucky Fried Chicken, Why do they play sweet home Alabama on the comercials?
If people with one arm go to get their nails done, do they pay half price?
What type of animal is Snuffaluf***us?
If you had a three story house and were in the second floor, isn't it possible that you can be upstairs and downstairs at the same time?
Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?
If a king is gay and marries another guy what is that guy to the royal family?
Why do they call it "getting your dog fixed" if afterwards it doesn't work anymore?
Does a 'Marks-A-Lot' marker, mark any more than a regular marker?
If you really could dig a hole to China, and you did, and you fell in, would you stop in the middle because of gravity?
If the funeral procession is at night, do folks drive with their headlights off?
What happens when you put a lightsaber in water?
On Gilligan's Island, how did Ginger have so many different outfits when they were only going on a 3 hour tour?
If I had my legs amputated, would I have to change my height and weight on my driver's license?
If nobody buys a ticket to a movie do they still show it?
How do you tell when you run out of invisible ink?
Do movie producers still say lights, camera, and action when it is a dark scene?
What do you call male ballerinas?
How does Freddy Kruger wipe his butt?
Why people are so scared of mice,which are much smaller than us, when no one seems to be scared of Micky Mouse, who is bigger than us?
Why are the numbers on a calculator and a phone reversed?
Why are plastic bears the only animal you can get honey from? Why can't you get honey from a plastic bee?
Can bald men get lice?
When your photo is taken for your driver's license, why do they tell you to smile? If you are stopped by the police and asked for your license, are you going to be smiling?
Do butterflies remember life as a caterpillar?
If you undergo chemotherapy do you lose your pubic hairs?
Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?
Does the postman deliver his own mail?
Why does toilet bowl cleaner only come in the color blue?
What happens when you put hand sanitizer on a place other then your hand?
Why are women and men's shoe sizes different?
Can you "stare off into space" when you're in space?
Where do people in Hell tell other people to go?
Is "vice-versa" to a dyslexic just plain redundant?
How come you can kill a deer and put it up on your wall. but it's illegal to keep one as a pet?
Why do we say we're head over heels when we're happy? Isn't that the way we normally are?
If prunes are dehydrated plums, where does prune juice come from?
Is it appropriate to say "good mourning" at a funeral?
If there's an exception to every rule, is there an exception to that rule?
When you're caught "between a rock and a hard place", is the rock not hard?
Was Jesus a virgin when he died?
Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
Doesn't a lightning rod on top of church show a lack of faith?
Who coined the phrase, 'coined the phrase?'
If there were a thousand seaguls in an airplane while its flying, each weighing two pounds a piece, but they were all flying in the airplane, would the airplane weigh 2000 pounds more?
If you soak a raisin in water, does it turn back into a grape?
How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
Why do they call steam rollers, steam rollers? They don't produce, get rid of, or have anythong to do with steam
What is another word for "thesaurus"?
[/FONT]
 

pixmedic

I am the Lord thy Mod
Staff member
Supporting Member
Joined
Jun 7, 2012
Messages
15,402
Reaction score
7,684
Location
Central Florida
Website
www.flickr.com
Can others edit my Photos
Photos NOT OK to edit
For the people asking about the 70-200mm, I just bought the 70-200mm Tamron 2.8 myself and haven't got much use (picked it up yesterday evening) But so far it look pretty clear&crisp from the few in door pictures I took with just the speedlight.

I have seen a few tests and the tamron at 200mm vignetting a lot..

4:09


since I own a tamron 70-200 f/2.8 I decided to take it out back on a D7100 and see for myself.
These are converted from raw in lightroom, no other tinkering done to them. basically SOOC. Both shot at 200mm.
im not seeing "a lot" of vignetting here, even at the f/2.8 image.


View attachment 52715
View attachment 52716
 
Last edited by a moderator:

Derrel

Mr. Rain Cloud
Joined
Jul 23, 2009
Messages
48,227
Reaction score
18,932
Location
USA
Website
www.pbase.com
Can others edit my Photos
Photos OK to edit
I think the reason you're not seeing any vignetting is that the lens was being used on an APS-C size sensor, and not the FF sensors Granger used. Same issue with the VR-1 from Nikon; vignetting is not an issue on APS-C, but on the FF bodies, there's plenty of vignetting.
 

pixmedic

I am the Lord thy Mod
Staff member
Supporting Member
Joined
Jun 7, 2012
Messages
15,402
Reaction score
7,684
Location
Central Florida
Website
www.flickr.com
Can others edit my Photos
Photos NOT OK to edit
I think the reason you're not seeing any vignetting is that the lens was being used on an APS-C size sensor, and not the FF sensors Granger used. Same issue with the VR-1 from Nikon; vignetting is not an issue on APS-C, but on the FF bodies, there's plenty of vignetting.

not that im upset about that or anything....
but, I was unaware the vignetting issues were that distinctly different between FX and DX.
so.. lesson learned. thanks Derrel.
I had not considered the "cropped" portion not used on a DX camera using a FX lens.
I guess I will have to revisit this lens when I go to FX.
either way, as long as the OP is using DX, I guess its fine. if they are planning to go to FX anytime soon...take it into consideration. or, correct in post.
 

Derrel

Mr. Rain Cloud
Joined
Jul 23, 2009
Messages
48,227
Reaction score
18,932
Location
USA
Website
www.pbase.com
Can others edit my Photos
Photos OK to edit
Yeah...I bought my 70-200 Nikkor back when it was introduced, before there were any FF Nikon cameras. That lens is VERY good on APS-C...it was I think, actually designed to perform well on APS-C, which is a format that needs high MTF, but across only a 29mm diameter image circle. WHile the lens DOES cover the full 43mm circle of FX, it however does not illuminate the entire FX field all that well, and the corners are also just a tiny bit 'soft' on high-MP FX. On the 12 MP FX Nikons,. the original 70-200 was good; on the 24- and 36-MP FX bodies, its weaknesses became apparent, and Nikon released the VR-II model, which has MUCH better corners, especially in terms of sharpness.

I don't really mind light fall-off that much on a lot of shots. In fact, many times I kinda' LIKE its look! And these days, vignetting is pretty easy to correct--either IN THE CAMERA, with Nikon's Vignetting Control settings in the Custom Function menu, OR, later, in post.
 

gsgary

Been spending a lot of time on here!
Joined
Oct 31, 2008
Messages
16,143
Reaction score
2,980
Location
Chesterfield UK
Website
www.gsgary.smugmug.com
Can others edit my Photos
Photos OK to edit
Yeah...I bought my 70-200 Nikkor back when it was introduced, before there were any FF Nikon cameras. That lens is VERY good on APS-C...it was I think, actually designed to perform well on APS-C, which is a format that needs high MTF, but across only a 29mm diameter image circle. WHile the lens DOES cover the full 43mm circle of FX, it however does not illuminate the entire FX field all that well, and the corners are also just a tiny bit 'soft' on high-MP FX. On the 12 MP FX Nikons,. the original 70-200 was good; on the 24- and 36-MP FX bodies, its weaknesses became apparent, and Nikon relesed the VR-II model, whioch has MUCH better corners, especially in terms of sharpness.

I don't really mind light fall-off that much on a lot of shots. In fact, many times I kinda' LIKE its look! And these days, vignetting is pretty easy to correct--either IN THE CAMERA, with Nikon's Vignetting Control settings in the Custom Function menu, OR, later, in post.

This was a big problem when the D3 came out lots of my friends were very upset
 

runnah

Moderator
Staff member
Supporting Member
Joined
Oct 16, 2012
Messages
14,632
Reaction score
7,561
Can others edit my Photos
Photos OK to edit
Ooh...Ooh...Ooh... As long as were asking questions, I have some I would like answered.


Why doesn't McDonald's sell hotdogs?
It's a hamburger joint

At a movie theater which arm rest is yours?
The one to your right.

What is Satan's last name?
He is a fallen angel and angels only have one name, like Bono.

Why do doctors leave the room when you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.
Makes the patients feel better and not like strippers.

Where does the toetag go on a dead person if they don't have toes?
On the cart.

If your driving a federal owned car, and you run a stop sign, is it considered a felony?
Yes, the car doesn't break laws, the driver does.

Why is there a disclaimer on the Allstate Auto Insurance commericals that says "Not available in all states"?
It started as meaning the "entire state", before it became a nationwide company

If you dug a hole through the center of the earth,and jumped in, would you stay at the center because of gravity?
Physically impossible

If a person dies and then springs back to life, do they get their money back for the coffin?
Varies by funeral home.

If you are asked to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth and your the main witness, what if you say "no"?
You would be excused as a witness.

Do they bury people with their braces on?
Teeth or leg/arms? Legs yes, teeth braces are up to the family.

How far east can you go before you're heading west?
When you "zero out" on the lines of latitude.

How does a Real Estate company sell its office without causing confusion?
Commercial brokerage.

Do dentists go to other dentists or do they just do it themselves?
Depends on the procedure.

If, in a baseball game, the batter hits a ball splitting it right down the center with half the ball flying out of the park and the other half being caught, what is the final ruling?
Cannot happen.

If you were to get drunk in a country where the drinking limit is under 21, and went to the states and were still over the limit, could they arrest you for underage drinking even though you did not do the drinking in the states.
Yes. If you are drunk in that state you are breaking the law.

Why do people think that swaying their arm back and forth would change the direction of a bowling ball?


If girls with large breasts work at Hooters, then do girls with one leg work at IHOP?
I'd ask the lady with one leg shorter than the other named E
llene

Why is it that everyone driving faster than you is considered an idiot and everyone driving slower than you is a moron?
Morons = slower mentally people. Idiots = Reckless.

If pro and con are opposites, wouldn't the opposite of progress be congress?
bad joke

Why does grape flavor smell the way it is when actual grapes don't taste or smell anything like it.
Grape juices does.

If a kid refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?
Bad joke

Is it rude for a deaf person to talk (sign) with their mouth full of food?
No because their mouth is closed.

If its 11:30 PM Dec 31 in Texas and 12:30 AM Jan 1st in New York and you have a New York driver's license that expires Jan 2007, does that mean your license has expired?
Yes.

What's the difference between normal ketchup and fancy ketchup?
Less water.

If a transvesite goes missing, would youu put their face on a carton of Half and Half?
Bad joke

Why is the Lone Ranger called 'Lone' if he always has his Indian friend Tonto with him?
Because he was the only Ranger left.

When does it stop being partly cloudy and start being partly sunny?
Over 50% cloud coverage

Are eyebrows considered facial hair?
Yes.

If a baby's leg pops out at 11:59PM but his head doesn't come out until 12:01, which day was he born on?
Birth counts when baby is fully out.

In the song Yankee Doodle, is he calling the horse or the feather "macaroni"?
Song was confused over the years.

Is there a time limit on fortune cookie predictions?
Dumb

Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round?
Not all bread is square.

Do they have the word "dictionary" in the dictionary?
Look it up.

Can you daydream at night?
Yes, it's called dreaming.

Why is it that on a phone or calculator the number five has a little dot on it?
So you can find the center of the buttons using your fingers.

Can crop circles be square?
Dumb

If ghosts can walk through walls and glide down stairs, why don't they fall through the floor?
Because ghosts aren't real.

Is it legal to travel down a road in reverse, as long as your following the direction of the traffic?
No.

When Atheists go to court, do they have to swear on the bible?
No.

Why is vanilla ice cream white when vanilla extract is brown?
When the extract is mixed in with the cream it doesn't override the white color of the cream.

Can animals commit suicide?
Not on purpose

What do you do when you see an endangered animal that is eating an endangered plant?
Take a picture

If a doctor suddenly had a heart attack while doing surgery, would the other doctors work on the doctor or the patient?
They would call in a seperate team while the assisting surgeon would stabilize the patient.

How can something be "new" and "improved"? if it's new, what was it improving on?
The status quo.

Why aren't drapes double sided so it looks nice on the inside and outside of your home?
The sun would fade the fabric.

Why is it that when we "skate on thin ice", we can "get in hot water"?
Dumb

Why do people say beans beans the magical fruit when beans are vegetables?
because toot doesn't rhyme with legume

If laughter is the best medicine, who's the idiot who said they 'died laughing'?
Figure of speech

If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?
Clever

Why are the little styrofoam pieces called peanuts?
The shape

Why does the Easter bunny carry eggs? Rabbits don't lay eggs.


Do siamese twins pay for one ticket or two tickets when they go to movies and concerts?
Up to the venue

Why are they called 'Jolly Ranchers'? Who said that the ranchers were jolly?
Jesus

Why does caregiver and caretaker mean the same thing?
They give care to people and take care of property

Can a short person "talk down" to a taller person?
Dumb

If a bald person works as a chef at a restaurant, do they have to wear a hairnet?
no

If milk goes bad if not refrigerated, does it go bad if the cow isnt refrigerated?
Dumb

How fast do hotcakes sell?
Depends on the customer demand.

Do prison buses have emergency exits?
Yes. For the guards and drivers.

Do astronauts change their clocks when they move over different time zones in space?
No they use the atomic clock.

Can a black person join the kkk?
Probably not

When lightning strikes the ocean why don't all the fish die?
Some do but the current disipates quickly

When there's two men who "get married", do they both go to the same bachelor party?
Depends on the couple.

If a guy that was about to die in the electric chair had a heart attack should they save him?
Yes.

Ugh bored.
 

Most reactions

New Topics

Top