What are your favorite one-liners?

[Antarctican]

One of my faves is: "My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance".

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[Fangman]

I follow Mark Twain with "sometimes Ise sits and thinks - but mostly Ise just sits!"

That's me with my pipe and mug of coffee checking no one moves Ely Cathedral - my view over the valley.

 

[dpolston]

My favorite is a movie quote:

"She might be little but she's strong. Her first baby came out sideways. She didn't scream or nuthin'."

 

[kundalini]

One from my Grandfather:
"There's more room out than there is in."












That quote was prefaced with "Pull my finger".

 

[Hertz van Rental]

My sister's phrase was: only boring people have tidy houses.

 

[Corry]

My sister's phrase was: only boring people have tidy houses.

I'm the unboringest person alive!

 

[clarinetJWD]

So, a baby seal walks into a club...

 

[Corry]

THEEEEERE IT IS!

 

[clarinetJWD]

THEEEEERE IT IS!

Get back to work.

 

[nealjpage]

"We've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses."

"Hit it."

 

[nealjpage]

OOO, another from the same movie:

"It's got a cop motor: a four hundred and forty cubic inch plant. It's got cop tires, cop suspension, cop shocks. It's a model made before catalytic converters so it'll run good on regular gas. Waddya say? Is it the new Bluesmobile or what?"

"Fix the cigarette lighter."

 

[Corry]

Get back to work.

Yes sir!

 

[Alex_B]

My sister's phrase was: only boring people have tidy houses.

Typical girl's excuse for being messy ... :mrgreen: ... most girls are messy and unorganised ...

 

[Alex_B]

Get back to work.

So what flick that from?

 

[Corry]

So what flick that from?

I have a huge homework assignment due in the morning....and I didn't get started on it til nearly 1am (so, uh, 1/2 an hour ago).

I'm very VERY tired right now, but I have to finish this!