What is...

[Artemis]

*takes notes, then stops*...wait...Corry told me the same thing.....uh...oh!

 

[Hertz van Rental]

Oh no! The heartless Jezebel has warped Arty, too. Is no one safe?

 

[Artemis]

*starts to foam at the mouth, and looks at Hertz* One of us....one of us....one of us....

 

[Corry]

Heartless? Jezebel?? ME???? I am nothing of the sort!

 

[Hertz van Rental]

Heartless? Jezebel?? ME???? I am nothing of the sort!

You're still logged on to TPF and Eric should be there by now... And all you could think about earlier was parking spaces... And no remorse over the warping of poor, young Arty... Cruel, unfeeling baggage.

 

[Corry]

Actually he wasn't here when I posted that. Here's here now though...in the kitchen....coming back in the room now..gotta go!


And I'm so not heartless!

 

[ferny]

Cruel, unfeeling baggage.

Hey! Corry isn't that bad! There was no need to call her that.

 

[Hertz van Rental]

And I'm so not heartless!

A simple medical examination should suffice :lmao:

 

[Artemis]

w00t Ill do it, I have this free knife that came with the food in the resturant!

 

[Hertz van Rental]

w00t Ill do it, I have this free knife that came with the food in the resturant!

That's a plastic knife, Arty. You know we don't allow you to have sharp metal objects anymore. Not since you carved your initials on that policeman. You were very lucky that the judge accepted your excuse that you mistook him for a tree.
Time for your tablets...

 

[ferny]

That's not a knife, that's a spoon. I have played knifey spoony before you know.

 

[Hertz van Rental]

We'll split the difference and call it a fork, then.
I've often heard Arty muttering about giving someone a jolly good forking. Now he can.

 

[Andrea K]

Thanks everyone for answering my question...and more :lmao:

 

[photogoddess]

Damn... a naughty thread and I wasn't even involved. This time.

:lmao: