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Emergency Department RN in a ridiculously busy inner city level 1 trauma center. Just when I think I've seen everything something new, sick and twisted comes in...
 
Lead stripper. I just got promoted. I also clean the poles at the end of the night and shine them up with a little bit of Brasso for a little extra cash. Helps pay for my lenses.

If you shine your pole up too much you might slide off and end up at my job!
 
I bet you have some interesting stories!

How did you even get associated with the NSA?

You don't get associated with the NSA. They get associated with you.

Hey back in 2008 I found this sweet free porn site but I cannot remember the name, can you look it up for me?

k thx bye

You still have it bookmarked. Check your bookmark bar, it's hidden in that little drop down menu that no one uses.
 
United States Coast Guard....more specially I do Search and Rescue planning.
 
Lead stripper. I just got promoted. I also clean the poles at the end of the night and shine them up with a little bit of Brasso for a little extra cash. Helps pay for my lenses.

If you shine your pole up too much you might slide off and end up at my job!
Very true. I better go easy on the Brasso.
 
I used to work as a stripper w/ Kathy but they gave her the promotion over me. So, I quit. Now I'm trying my hand at being a fluffer.
 
I used to work as a stripper w/ Kathy but they gave her the promotion over me. So, I quit. Now I'm trying my hand at being a fluffer.

Any word on how I faired in that interview to be your fluffer's assistant?
 
Aircraft Mechanic. Structures, if you want to get specific. Aircraft mechanics aren't like auto mechanics, who pretty much do everything - we're more specialized, like some people only do systems, engines, avionics, line maintenance, or structures. I'd say structures requires the most skill, because you actually have to make things. The other 'classes', you're basically just taking old parts off and putting new parts on. That gets boring after a while...
 
I used to work as a stripper w/ Kathy but they gave her the promotion over me. So, I quit. Now I'm trying my hand at being a fluffer.

Any word on how I faired in that interview to be your fluffer's assistant?

The learning curve is kinda hard, I don't know if you're up for it.
 
I used to work as a stripper w/ Kathy but they gave her the promotion over me. So, I quit. Now I'm trying my hand at being a fluffer.

Any word on how I faired in that interview to be your fluffer's assistant?

The learning curve is kinda hard, I don't know if you're up for it.

What no faith in your ability to teach? I mean, if I can learn photography, then I can learn anything. ;)
 

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