Where is the community at TPF?

Antarctican · Dec 22, 2009

:taped sh:

usayit · Dec 22, 2009

Soap..

Hertz van Rental · Dec 22, 2009

Bit of a slippery customer there...

jbylake · Dec 23, 2009

T-town photographer said:
Lets try a hundred uses for penguin other than meat.

#1: Fuel oil from the fat

Michael

Well, I'm still trying to formulate something that would be both a renewable resource, and a "green" product. Unfortunately my background is in BSME, not a chemist. I think a quart of Harley oil, made from penguin's, would be a huge seller among the Harley crowd, and it would be bio-degradable. Heck, you could just pull over in anyone's yard, drain your oil, toss the filter on their roof (not bio-degradable), so might want to hide it there, until we can build a filter out of the left over components of the penguin. (I'm thinking the hide with the skeletal remains still intact, could be devised into a filter, but I still have to work that one out).

But, I don't think we have to totally discard the food aspect. Has anyone considered the wings? Might not have much meat on them, but Buffalo Penguin wings would go great with a nice cold beer, don't you think? "Bartender, give me a Sam Adams Lager and two dozen extra hot penquin wings".

So, we've humanely and responsibly solved the whole penguin delimma. Meat, soap's, renewable replacement oil(s), oil filters, and great snacks for marathon beer drinking sessions. I'll buy the first round, let's all meet for a few cold ones.

J.

Chiller · Dec 23, 2009

jbylake said:
. I'll buy the first round, let's all meet for a few cold ones.

J.

:cheers:

T-town photographer · Dec 23, 2009

I am always up for someone buying the first round

Michael

jbylake · Dec 23, 2009

T-town photographer said:
I am always up for someone buying the first round

Michael

So...who's buying the wings?

J.:er:

Hertz van Rental · Dec 23, 2009

I think you mean flippers.
Penguins can't fly without help.

Antarctican · Dec 24, 2009

Several posters appear to be due a good flippering.

jbylake · Dec 24, 2009

Hertz van Rental said:
I think you mean flippers.
Penguins can't fly without help.

O.K., I stand corrected. Buffalo Flippers sound more apetizing to me, anyway. Probably have more meat on them also. Good catch HVR.:thumbup:

J.:mrgreen:

jbylake · Dec 24, 2009

Antarctican said:
Several posters appear to be due a good flippering.

And who's going to be doing the flipper flogging? :lol:

First of all, penguins are evil. How do I know this, the voices in my head have been telling me this. Eating the evil flesh, and burning their oil, in a Harley Davidson, will appease the ice god's, and squash their little evil plans to take over other ice laden regions of the world, on track with their plans to form a one world government, in which all creatures will be enslaved to their evil plans of domination.

Secondly, through their own ignorance, they will soon die off, if we don't find secondary purposes for them, such as food supplements and a renewable source of energy (bio-degradable at that). This is because they live on the bottom of the earth and all of their blood will soon seep to their heads, causing them to become disoriented, and fall off.

Wouldn't it be much better to consume them in a responsible manner, such as grilled penguin steaks, to compliment a nice warm bowl of soylent green?

I don't think you are being rational at all, ant...you're thinking is being controlled (yes, penguins are quite capable of mind control), with a penguins vision of society, which is obscuring your own clarity of thought.

There are devices, available for a nominal fee, which you can fit to your head, that will block out penguin thought control waves, but you can just as easily build one yourself, using only aluminum foil, and coat hangers. I'm wearing mine, just this minute, therefore the unclouded clarity of rational reasoning.

There are also "clinic's" designed for the deprogramming of those obsessed with penguin induced mind control.

Careful, and be grateful that I have forwarned you of the terror that these vile, evil, maniacal creatures have in store for you. And remember, that the duckbill platypus is on your side.

Just trying to save one more person,
Respectfully,

J.