Who's TPF's biggest TARD?

[Ockie]

a) lostprophet
b) Beth
c) Antartican
d) alex_b

sorry the options are so limited, but there seems to have been a preselection of some sort already...

results to be known in 5 seconds, erm I mean, in a couple of days.


*edit*
after using the 50% joker, the remaining possible answers are:

*edit 2*
BETH IS A TART

 

[lostprophet]

I'd phone a friend if I had any

 

[duncanp]

pssh wrong presenter

 

[Hertz van Rental]

Is the prefix 'BAS' or am I off on the wrong track?

 

[Antarctican]

:er:


custard. or possibly leotard.

 

[Ockie]

Is the prefix 'BAS' or am I off on the wrong track?

add whatever you think should be there

 

[Ls3D]

Oh!, OH - pick me! pick ME! I wanna be a TARD! :thumbup:

There are definitely some TARDS & TOOLS around, but this is good practice for when we actually go into the real world.

Don't know when F-Tard became the height of my insult library, but cut me off in traffic and out it comes!

Dee da dee

 

[Hertz van Rental]

cut me off in traffic and out it comes!

:shock: You can get arrested for whipping it out in public, you know.

 

[Ls3D]

:shock: You can get arrested for whipping it out in public, you know.

LOL - Always a good reminder for a tard like me!

Officer, I swear it was my thumb! SEE... you just go like this.. Whoops!

 

[ferny]

E - the one who couldn't figure out how to start a poll

 

[matt-l]

is there a 50/50 on this?

 

[Alex_B]

Almost certainly he meant TART ...

 

[Overread]

he can't have t and d are miles apart - heck most of the time they are hit by different fingers (least in my case they are)


though in general this thread confuses mee - so I will just watch for the humour to appear

 

[Sim]

though in general this thread confuses mee - so I will just watch for the humour to appear

Ditto.

 

[kundalini]

Replace the A with U and the list of possible candidates would grow exponetially.