I got stopped this weekend by the security guy at the building I was taking pictures at. I did the usual thing I always do... big smile, "Hey, how you doing?", simple explanation that I'm taking pictures for the real estate firm that is working with the building owner, give 'em a card, make a joke about something or another, and all is well.
Works nearly every time. You have to be fairly confident in your delivery, though.
My joke this week (since I had my daughter) was to point to her and go "Just Daddy/Daughter career day... on a Sunday". That got a good laugh. A few weeks back I handed him my card and said, "I'm seriously not a terrorist, but you can call my wife and ask her. She'll be happy to tell you I'm way too stupid to be qualified for terrorism."
BTW, I DON'T recommend terrorism jokes.

I was feeling cocky that day and was pretty much done with my work so I did it. hehehe... baaaaaaaaad idea. Not nearly as bad as making jokes about grenades in a an airport security line, but bad.
(Yes, I was actually in an airport security line when someone started making jokes about grenades. I looked the dude and said, "Hey, are you REALLY that stupid?!?!" and then pointed up to two levels above where there were three TSA guys with those telescoping microphones pointed at the security lines) (This was Denver) Idiot.

What were we talking about again?
