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So, it's Friday. Who's got fun and flirty plans for the evening/weekend?

Not exactly what you're asking but worth sharing (I think):


I went on a "date" last night with this guy I met online. He'd told me he was a writer. We met for drinks and we got to talking about work and after I told him about mine I asked about his, you know, what kind of stuff does he write etc. After some hesitation he finally confessed that he writes "porn" novels for a living...
 
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Now I'm starting to think you're just easy, what with always answering 'yes'!
 
Not exactly what you're asking but worth sharing (I think):


I went on a "date" last night with this guy I met online. He'd told me he was a writer. We met for drinks and we got to talking about work and after I told him about mine I asked about his, you know, what kind of stuff does he write etc. After some hesitation he finally confessed that he writes "porn" novels for a living...
What a hoot!!!!!
 
Yes, what? "Yes" you wanna know too, or "yes" you have fun flirty plans for the evening/weekend? [And don't start to bragging over how you have next week off.]

Yes definitely. Me and 20,000 others are off to the footy tomorrow afternoon and we're all going to flirt with the idea that our team is good enough to get into the play-off positions and make it to the Premiership for the first time ever. The end result however is likely to be more akin to kipping on a borrowed damp patch... :er:

>;o))
 
he finally confessed that he writes "porn" novels for a living...


:lmao:


if it is really enough for a living.. then he must be good at it! .. certainly an interesting person in a way ... different.
 
Hey ladies, I'm not really this tall...I'm standing on my wallet :biggrin::eyebrows:
 
yes!
 

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