you know what Off Topic is missing?

[Hertz van Rental]

but what's the appeal of having a big nose?

I wouldn't know. It's your fetish. My sights are set lower.

 

[blackdoglab]

so Hertz, you've got a foot fetish then

 

[Antarctican]

(Oh BDL, do not feed him straight lines like that!!

)

 

[blackdoglab]

So Anty, you can be Nell and I'll be Dudley Do-Right.

 

[Antarctican]

Heehee, you'll recall that Nell was more interested in "Horse" than in Dudley. You're not gonna tie me to the railroad tracks, are you??

....................

 

[Hertz van Rental]

Heehee, you'll recall that Nell was more interested in "Horse" than in Dudley.

So she had a 'foot' fetish too, then?

 

[blackdoglab]

You're not gonna tie me to the railroad tracks, are you??

only Snydly would do such a thing... or possibly Hertz

 

[Hertz van Rental]

only Snydly would do such a thing... or possibly Hertz

I would never do such a thing. Rope costs too much.
Teaching people to swim when you've filled their water-wings with concrete is much more my style.

 

[blackdoglab]

and I thought you ran over little old ladies for sport

 

[Hertz van Rental]

There is that too. But not just little old ladies. Children, the disabled, anyone. They all score points.

And what do points mean?

 

[blackdoglab]

you left out small furry animals.





and Anty... I'll be Boris if you'll be Natasha

 

[Antarctican]

"Moose and squirr-el"

Take me to your 'Fearless Leader'

 

[blackdoglab]

Let's build our own Pottsylvania together

 

[Hertz van Rental]

you left out small furry animals.

Because they don't score any points. And it's jolly unsporting to run down poor defenceless animals in a Range Rover.

 

[blackdoglab]

Did ya hear that gals, Hertz does have a heart