You Would Think.....

[smoke665]

It's 1772 miles or 33 hours from Dildo to Intercourse ( Pennsylvania ). That's a lot of foreplay!

Guess that's why it's only 4 hrs from Intercourse, Pa to Climax, Nc. If your in a hurry, it's just over 2 hrs to Climax, Pa.

 

[Jeff1548 48]

There is a place not far from where I live called " Wyre Piddle "

 

[480sparky40 40]

It's 1772 miles or 33 hours from Dildo to Intercourse ( Pennsylvania ). That's a lot of foreplay!

Guess that's why it's only 4 hrs from Intercourse, Pa ......

Intercourse is just 2 miles from Paradise....

 

[Fred von den Berg]

Amateurs! Try Dildo, Newfoundland!

8 out of 10 residents said they were satisfied....the other 20% died smiling!

 

[Ysarex86 80]

I remember visiting here some years ago up in Iowa:

Ok, so it's named after some guy Philip Crapo; You would think.....

Joe

 

[Derrel]

KFC in Festus! KFC - Kentucky Fried Chicken menu - Festus MO 63028 - (314) 937-8444


Speaking of Festus...who recalls deputy Festus from TV's Gunsmoke?

 

[Dean_Gretsch]

When I hear " Festus ", Gunsmoke is what comes to mind @Derrel

 

[480sparky40 40]

Pop Quiz time:

Festus' last name on the show, ______ was was played by ___ ______.

And no 'looking it up'!*


* If you can answer this, you're probably OLD!

 

[Dean_Gretsch]

Was it " Hagans ", and he was played by Ken somebody

 

[Derrel]

I used to live about 8 miles from here;
Boring Oregon - Funny Sign