50th Anniversary

drlynn

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An elderly couple was celebreating their 50th wedding anniversary at a nice restaurant when suddenly the man just broke down in tears.

"What's wrong, honey?"

"Well, I was just thinking. Remember when your father caught us making out on your porch swing?"

"Yes, dear. What about it?"

"Well, I never told you what happened after he sent you inside. He looked at me and said, "Boy, I'm the judge in this town. I could kill you right here and nobody would ever know. But I'm giving you 3 choices. I can shoot you dead right now, I can throw you in prison for 50 years, or you can marry my daughter."

"Well, it all worked out. Daddy really liked you after a few years. So, why are you crying?"

"I was just thinking. If I'd taken the jail time, I'd be getting out today!"
 
Thank you for the marriage guidance DrLynn!
 

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