A new Game - The Chain

[Antarctican]

a sarong which, for some reason, won't stay tied. It's probably because the postman

 

[kelox]

made a "special delivery" to my most secret of places, omly to be found out by...

 

[Antarctican]

the UPS guy, who was married to Jan from the Brady Bunch. Hence the theme song. Since the show ended, Jan had fallen on bad times. She now

 

[MommyOf4Boys]

works at Burger King as a Whopper Flopper. She actually...

 

[kelox]

did fries for awhile, but worked herself up to the grill. In no time at all, she'll be night manager, and everybody knows that's where the real bucks start flying in. But for now she will just have to...

 

[tmpadmin]

continue walking the streets looking for john. Which is unfortunate. Speaking of unfortunate...

 

[kelox]

I crushed my sack of balls while trying to balance them on a high wire. Talk about deflated, all my beach balls were flatter than...

 

[MommyOf4Boys]

the U.S. Olypics Women's Gymnastic Team. Have you ever wondered why women athletes are always flat-chested? It's easy to understand that being stacked might not be too helpful in many sports, but how do those gals get rid of 'em? Do they strap themselves down, like Julie Andrews did in Victor/Victoria? I guess this is something to ponder the next time I am...

 

[kelox]

looking for a good sushi bar. I just love sushi, it reminds me of...

 

[tmpadmin]

rice rolled up with some veggies, fish, sprinkled with soy sauce. The main reason I got hooked on the stuff was...

 

[kelox]

to cover up the awful smell eminating from my...

 

[Antarctican]

(Kelox's) fingers after that whole high wire ball sack incident. They're still talking about it at police headquarters, where unbeknownst to me, they had videotape from a local convenience store that showed

 

[kelox]

me and a panda bear in a very compromising position. It was along time ago and I needed the money for school books. I swore I'd never do it again. So the third time I did it, an accident happened on the set. Someone left...

 

[MommyOf4Boys]

their dirty underwear in a sandwich bag, that had been...