All children will be given two birthdays like the Queen.

[ferny]

I like the sound of this.
http://omrlp.brinkster.net/Manicfesto2005.asp
http://omrlp.brinkster.net/Chickens.asp

 

[Meysha]

Nice analogy with the chickens. I assume that when all the chickens get wiped out by some strange disease, that's when the economy goes bust. I think I'll hang on to my wallet though.... I think those flying coups will be a bit hard to carry round.

 

[ferny]

My biggest concern is all of the mess falling from the skies. Bird crap isn't too bad, it's small. But imagine a pig turd landing on your head.