Baby bro's first Halloween! :D

[MLeeK]

Can we pretty please stop feeding this kids parking meter?

Kathy, you ROCK.

 

[swiftparkour94]

Sorry to burst your bubble but I think that was sarcasm. Maybe.

Not at all. What makes you think that?

 

[JAC526]

Sorry to burst your bubble but I think that was sarcasm. Maybe.

Not at all. What makes you think that?

Gut feeling.

 

[JAC526]

I can do this all day.

 

[swiftparkour94]

I can do this all day.

Ok

 

[MLeeK]

Trust me, it was snark. Compare the images you produced with any professional image.
No, it's not something you could sell.
They are NOT professional even in a YouAreNotAPhotographer.com kind of way.
In fact I'd not be shocked to see those there.

 

[Mully]

You guys are having too much fun with this!!

 

[swiftparkour94]

Trust me, it was snark. Compare the images you produced with any professional image.
No, it's not something you could sell.
They are NOT professional even in a YouAreNotAPhotographer.com kind of way.
In fact I'd not be shocked to see those there.

Leave me alone

 

[MLeeK]

Trust me, it was snark. Compare the images you produced with any professional image.
No, it's not something you could sell.
They are NOT professional even in a YouAreNotAPhotographer.com kind of way.
In fact I'd not be shocked to see those there.

Leave me alone

You have the option to ignore me. Feel free!

 

[tmjjk]

Why do you have your photos set to NOT ok to edit? We may be able to help a little and show you a different way.

 

[JAC526]

Damn the Mleek burn. Rare but ohh so painful.

 

[rexbobcat]

And just to bring it to the attention of anyone who hasn't already noticed...He does have a trollface for an avatar lol

 

[Majeed Badizadegan]

And just to bring it to the attention of anyone who hasn't already noticed...He does have a trollface for an avatar lol

I have a theory about that one: He's so painfully thick-headed and has been called a troll so many times that he's finally embraced it. But he's not really a troll, because even a troll would have a hard time inventing the dumb things he spews out everyday. Calling him a troll is an insult to trolls. No, what we have here is an 18 year old with the social intelligence of an 11 year old, with no will to learn, and an incapacity to realize how obnoxious he is.

 

[Sweetneers]

Well, since everyone else is adding their two cents, here's my three:

1) Yes. The photos might have been the worst photos ever taken on this planet prior to you putting them through post production. The thing about professional photography is, I don't ask my clients to buy photos before post. Hell, I don't even show them the photos before post. Just because you can move some sliders, so it's not that bad doesn't mean you're good at editing. It's all about the final result.

2) Now, here's the thing that really bothers me. I went and looked at your other thread topics, and I found one with a lens reversal, and really nice macro shots. Now, the fact that these images look horrid, and those look really nice, leads me to beleive, you've A) Lost your damn mind and forgotten everything about photography, B) Stolen the images, or C) are trolling us.

3) You ask for C&C, and have gotten plenty on the photos, so here's some on you. When you ask for C&C expect to get one positive for every ten negatives. Criticism does you absolutely no good if for every one you get, you just get defensive. Why do you think music artist hire artistic directors, I promise it's not for the AD to praise them when they suck. If Britney Spears' AD told her, "This song sucks." Then she said, "Oh, yeah, it's pretty bad, but it was A LOT worse before we put it through post, so we should still publish it based on that fact." She would never have sold anything. If you don't want C&C, or you're not going to learn from it, it's useless to ask for us to take our time to write out a review of your work. You're wasting our time.

 

[unpopular]

You're wasting our time.

I love it when people say this. We're on the internetz for christ sake.