Bans Female Underwear

[mishele]

Reverend Njohi claimed bras and underwear are not godly. Don't wear them to church, be closer to Jesus!! Hehe Start stripping!!:lmao:

Sorry, deleted link. There was another story on the same page that was about a Navy Seal's death. After seeing that the link wasn't as funny.

 

[Rick58]

Amen!

 

[oldhippy]

60's hipster

 

[molested_cow]

Where's this church again?

 

[mishele]

[h=1]Kenyan Church Pastor Bans Female Parishioners From Wearing Underwear[/h]

 

[ratssass]

... a copy of National Geographic is far cheaper than a trip to Kenya.

 

[robbins.photo]

... a copy of National Geographic is far cheaper than a trip to Kenya.

And far less likely to give you a nasty social disease. Important safety tip.. thanks Egon!

Lol

 

[runnah]

[h=1]Kenyan Church Pastor Bans Female Parishioners From Wearing Underwear[/h]

I was hoping this church was in Sweden and it's congregation was all fit Nordic women with a fetish for average Americans who are interesting online but really quite bland in person.

 

[deeky]

According to GlobalVille News:

"NAIROBI pastor Reverend Njohi has introduced a form of worship at his Lord’s Propeller Redemption Church in which female members of the congregation are banned from wearing underwear so God can enter their bodies easily."

So He created the heavens and the earth, but a little cotton and nylon gets in his way? But seriously, the 'Lord's Propeller'?!? What the hell.....

 

[rexbobcat]

I have applied this rule in my house and it's working great so far.

Also; I'm not sure I want God "entering" my body, especially if he requires the removal of my underwear to do it.

 

[robbins.photo]

Kenyan Church Pastor Bans Female Parishioners From Wearing Underwear

I was hoping this church was in Sweden and it's congregation was all fit Nordic women with a fetish for average Americans who are interesting online but really quite bland in person.

If it is I'm booking a flight.. lol

 

[EIngerson]

If it is I'm booking a flight.. lol

In, we'll get the group rate in plane tickets.

 

[minicoop1985]

Note to self:
1. start cult.
2. Gain attractive female membership.
3. Ban female underwear.
4. ???
5. Profit.

 

[snerd]

Kenyan Church Pastor Bans Female Parishioners From Wearing Underwear

I was hoping this church was in Sweden and it's congregation was all fit Nordic women with a fetish for average Americans who are interesting online but really quite bland in person.

 

[molested_cow]

Plot twist: Kenyan Pastor proclaims himself as God.