Bans Female Underwear

[bribrius]

lot of women don't wear underwear anyway. Gives room to "breathe" down there. well, until the monthly comes...
knew one that carried a pair in her purse, for "just in case" but rarely wore any.

 

[Overread16 4]

Plot twist: Kenyan Pastor proclaims himself as God.

Oh he'd never go that far - but I'm sure he'd take up the mantel of God's messenger and Early deliverer of his will and desire.

 

[ffarl]

It should be noted that Runnah reported this thread, saying: "as a puritan I am offended by this topic", and then participated in it. That is all.

 

[pgriz]

It should be noted that Runnah reported this thread, saying: "as a puritan I am offended by this topic", and then participated in it. That is all.

I've understood that he hewed to the Puritan esthetic on odd days, and followed Bacchus on the even ones. Something about moderation, things averaging out, etc.

 

[Tinderbox (UK)]

Ha Ha Ha 'Lord's Propeller'

John.

According to GlobalVille News:

"NAIROBI pastor Reverend Njohi has introduced a form of worship at his Lord’s Propeller Redemption Church in which female members of the congregation are banned from wearing underwear so God can enter their bodies easily."

So He created the heavens and the earth, but a little cotton and nylon gets in his way? But seriously, the 'Lord's Propeller'?!? What the hell.....

 

[The_Traveler]

Lord's Atomic Submarine

 

[deeky]

Lord's Atomic Submarine

"TORPEDO TUBES LOADED, REVEREND!"

 

[runnah]

It should be noted that Runnah reported this thread, saying: "as a puritan I am offended by this topic", and then participated in it. That is all.

I got better.