Canada to Own North Pole

[runnah]

Imperialists!

Canada to file Arctic seafloor claim this week - Canada - CBC News

 

[ratssass]

...we must stop their global expansionism!!!Get Norway on the phone!!

 

[Derrel]

Is this what Canadians call "nation-building"? lol

 

[Designer]

I didn't know the Russians had left any yet to be claimed.

 

[robbins.photo]

...we must stop their global expansionism!!!Get Norway on the phone!!

Norway has a phone now?

Huh.. who knew?

 

[astroNikon]

well Santa has the top part doesn't he ?

 

[Juga]

...we must stop their global expansionism!!!Get Norway on the phone!!

Norway has a phone now?

Huh.. who knew?

Yes, the Swiss 'Army' made it...complete with magnifying glass

 

[robbins.photo]

...we must stop their global expansionism!!!Get Norway on the phone!!

Norway has a phone now?

Huh.. who knew?

Yes, the Swiss 'Army' made it...complete with magnifying glass

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Pretty much has "Texting Mishap" written all over it, doesn't it? Lol

 

[pjaye]

You kill me :hail::hail::hail:

So this means we own Santa too?

 

[ratssass]

^^^THERE'S ONE NOW!!

 

[minicoop1985]

Yes, the Swiss 'Army' made it...complete with magnifying glass

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Made by Nokia, this is the most destructive weapon ever unleashed upon man. If dropped, the world would shatter. It must always be accompanied by a mattress, or we're all screwed. It's the Norwegian Doomsday Device.

 

[robbins.photo]

Yes, the Swiss 'Army' made it...complete with magnifying glass

Made by Nokia, this is the most destructive weapon ever unleashed upon man. If dropped, the world would shatter. It must always be accompanied by a mattress, or we're all screwed. It's the Norwegian Doomsday Device.

Wait, I thought the Norwegian Doomsday weapon was Rakfisk. I mean come on, you let fish sit and go bad for months on end, then you try to feed it to people? Mustard Gas is a far more humane weapon by comparison..

 

[minicoop1985]

There isn't enough of it for complete world domination. Only enough to eradicate Europe and Siberia, though nobody would notice the latter. Drop one of those Nokia Swiss Army Norwegian Doomsday devices and we're all dead.

 

[skieur]

We are hoping to drop off our Prime Minister there PERMANENTLY.

 

[tirediron]

We are hoping to drop off our Prime Minister there PERMANENTLY.

Apparently the Chief Polar Bear returned him as undesirable and inedible.