Corupt a wish

[AnaBo]

your wish is granted, It's bright and early now, you are rushing to an early shoot and you spill your coffee on your camera...

I wish the cleaning fairy would come and do my laundry.

 

[TamiyaGuy]

Granted, but she mixes up the washing powder and the instant coffee.

I wish for a brilliant headset that doesn't break every sixth months.

 

[PerfectlyFlawed]

Granted, but she mixes up the washing powder and the instant coffee.

I wish for a brilliant headset that doesn't break every sixth months.

Granted, but the sound and quality suck so you're forced to spend a small fortune on one.

I wish the dexter season 5 would start. Hate it when they leave u hanging!

 

[pbelarge]

Your wish is granted, but they lose dexterity and get all screwed up.



I wish I had more time today, I am too busy

 

[icassell]

Granted, but your work increases out of proportion to the time increase.

I wish I didn't have to work today.

 

[ottor]

Granted ..................... you lose your job.


I wish I could play better golf....

 

[icassell]

Granted, but you become a media circus like Tiger Woods.

I wish I could travel more.

 

[Sbuxo]

Granted: you arrive in the slums of Iraq.

I wish for the opposite of what I wish for.

 

[Dominantly]

Granted, but now you're so high strung you can't even sit down.

I wish the person who posts next, a
wonderful day!

 

[Antarctican]

Granted. But it's because you passed the germs on to hubby, who now can't make his gigs. And there's nothing worse than a sick cranky hubby.


I wish I had a hair and makeup artist at my disposal so I didn't have to try to do my own

 

[HannahRebekah]

Granted, but her style is so completely different than yours that you end up taking longer t redo it then it would have taken to do your own in the first place.

I wish I could be clean without having to take a shower.

 

[icassell]

Granted, but your shower is dead so you CAN'T take a shower and you feel just gross.

I wish I had a convertable sports car.

 

[HannahRebekah]

Granted, but your shower is dead so you CAN'T take a shower and you feel just gross.

That doesn't make sense. If I could be clean without a shower, then I wouldn't feel gross when I couldn't take one.

 

[icassell]

Well, I sometimes take a shower just to feel better even if I'm not particularly dirty ... maybe that's just me ...

Besides, who said I had to make sense?

 

[HannahRebekah]

Right...

Anyway, your wish is granted, but then you start acting like a hot shot and all of your true friends leave you, and then when you're diagnosed with some dilapidation disease, all your non real friends leave you too and you end up dying a lonely death, just you and your sports car.

I wish that harsh natural lighting didn't exist.