Corupt a wish

[Josh66]

Your leg is no longer bruised..., but don't you think amputation was a little extreme?

I wish I bought a different chair for my computer desk.

 

[pbelarge]

It does go away right after the surgeon removes your leg...


I wish I would receive my payment so I can purchase my next lens

 

[Josh66]

It does go away right after the surgeon removes your leg...

Guess we were thinking the same thing.

 

[pbelarge]

It does go away right after the surgeon removes your leg...

Guess we were thinking the same thing.

Cruel minds stink a lot...:mrgreen:

 

[kundalini]

... buried under 15' of snow.

Sorry for the interruption folks, but.......




Thanks, Carry on.

 

[HannahRebekah]

Lol guys.

O|||||||O, wish granted, but instead, you bought a booster seat.

pbelarge, granted, but the check is bogus and you end up having to pay the bounce fee.

I wish soccer balls didn't hurt so much in the face.

 

[pbelarge]

Lol guys.


I wish soccer balls didn't hurt so much in the face.

Your wish is granted, but you will instantly go back to soccer after playing football




I wish for more chips in a bag...

 

[kundalini]

I wish soccer balls didn't hurt so much in the face.

Granted, but mind the watermelons.





I wish my furnace was working.

 

[HannahRebekah]

Ow. (You forgot to make a wish.)

 

[canonguy12]

Grant, your furnace is now working.

But it burns down your home.

I wish I my papers were written so I could take pictures.

 

[HannahRebekah]

Ow. (You forgot to make a wish.)

Or maybe I just didn't see it and was then thoroughly confused...

 

[HannahRebekah]

Grant, your furnace is now working.

But it burns down your home.

I wish I my papers were written so I could take pictures.

Granted, but your professer finds out that it wasn't you who wrote them and you get kicked out of school.

I wish film was free to develop.

 

[pbelarge]

Grant, your furnace is now working.

But it burns down your home.

I wish I my papers were written so I could take pictures.

Granted, but your professer finds out that it wasn't you who wrote them and you get kicked out of school.

I wish film was free to develop.

Your wish is granted, film is free to develop, but you are shooting with a DSLR


I wish that I could eat icecream instead of trying to look slim for Christmas...

 

[canonguy12]

Granted, you can eat ice cream and not gain any weight.

But, all the ice cream you eat tastes like water.

I wish that I get my dream job.

 

[Josh66]

Granted, but they only hired you to be the fall guy for the big-ass lawsuit they're about to lose.


I wish I could stay up all night and still go to work the next day like I used to.