Ok, I am pretty sure that at this point, the reason for this thread is to either see who could come up with the silliest post or to see how long it would take before you are found out.
I mean... you have a camera on a tripod WITH a delay timer. How hard could it possibly be to:
- place a stool or chair in the middle of any room in your house
- fold a piece of paper in half to a 90 degree angle, face one side of that paper to the camera
- focus your manual lens manually on that paper
- make sure to use an aperture that has a DOV of at least 10-15 inches at what ever distance your tripod is from your camera (if in doubt, distance be damned, use F/64)
- set the timer for 10 seconds
- press the shutter on the camera
- sit on the stool
- assume whatever facial expression you desire
- readjust your shirt
- recompose your facial expression once more
- stand up, because you just realized that you crunched your focusing paper
- get it out from under your butt... toss it t the ground quickly
- recompose your facial expression for the 3rd and hopefully last time
- don't answer that phone becuase you will be out of place, and all you will have taken a picture of is a stool in perfect focus, which kinda kills the concept of a self portrait
- wait for the camera to make it's usual shutter tripping sound and realize that this thread was more comical than challenging in terms of difficulty level.
Now puhleeze, give that a try... and you are forbidden to post again until you come back with a story of success.
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