Girl Trouble

[pgriz]

Broken hearts are part of the growing process. Consider it proof that you care enough to get hurt. Sometimes, it is not requited, sometimes it is. Sometimes you're the heartbroken one, sometimes you're doing the heart-breaking. That's how it goes. When you're feeling it, it's an awful feeling. But... the funny thing is - when you find someone who is a better fit, you can't remember what the fuss was about with the other one(s). And when you do fall stupidly, totally, completely in love and it is reciprocated - the whole damn universe isn't big enough to hold your happiness. Of course, that too will pass, and if you are lucky, you'll be at a good place.

 

[mishele]

Okay, there's something else I've got to add.

I don't care about a freaking man card, or any of that stupid nonsense. I like this girl. And now, while she's going off living life all hunky-dory, I'm stuck crying myself to sleep. I'm falling to pieces here, folks. I don't have motivation to eat, to do school work.

I know how pathetic that sounds, and it is. I didn't think I would feel this way over a girl, and I don't want to. It's just how I feel. I guess the heart wants what the heart wants.

Thanks for humoring me.

 

[kathyt]

Can we stick with addition? That's more my speed.

FINE!!!!!

 

[Tiller]

FINE!!!!!

Hey I've got leftover advanced business statistics notes you can have. It's got graphs full of standard deviations, confidence intervals, contingency tables, frequency tables, and so much more! It's a lot of fun reading! And hey, some of those test statistics can get pretty naughty...

 

[amolitor]

Can we stick with addition? That's more my speed.

U + ME = AFD(**)






(**) A F***ing Disaster

 

[Braineack]

 

[Justman1020]

I actually just turned 20

My dad never let me get my license when I was younger. I should be getting my license in the next week or so, and a car shortly after.

So here's my plan...

Get the license, get the car. Just be cool in the meantime. Then leave flowers on her doorstep and see what happens from there.

Dont get a car.

get a motorcycle....trust me. works EVERY time....

Or get 2

Oh, I totally agree, the number of motorcycle's you own is directly proportionate to the number of women you can pick up, LOL.

Kawisaki4life!

 

[Braineack]

Oh, I totally agree, the number of motorcycle's you own is directly proportionate to the number of women you can pick up, LOL.

I guess what it all comes down to is that: the angle of my dangle is inversely proportional to the heat of my meat. Right?

 

[Justman1020]

Remember in that other thread where somebody said they almost didn't go on a second date with their future husband because she didn't think his shoes were sufficiently trendy? That's the sort of logical wizardry that is all too often the the status quo on first dates, to which actual stats should be compared (not making fun of that person. There really isn't always a whole lot else more to go on!)

God you're hawt!! Are you single?!! PM me!!

Wait that worked?!? I got this...


Hey LADIES...

5+5=10.
10+10=20...
20+20=40

40+40=??
Call me for the answer AND a free dinner

 

[kathyt]

Remember in that other thread where somebody said they almost didn't go on a second date with their future husband because she didn't think his shoes were sufficiently trendy? That's the sort of logical wizardry that is all too often the the status quo on first dates, to which actual stats should be compared (not making fun of that person. There really isn't always a whole lot else more to go on!)

God you're hawt!! Are you single?!! PM me!!

Wait that worked?!? I got this...


Hey LADIES...

5+5=10.
10+10=20...
20+20=40

40+40=??
Call me for the answer AND a free dinner

I am not into the crotch rocket thing, but I will pass you on to my counter part....Mish. Mish, do you take door number 2? Please be aware that this means you are giving up door number one which is Gavjenks. We have big plans. No, make that HUGE plans!

 

[amolitor]

There's a classic problem of mathematics "Can you hear the shape of a drum" the explanation of which is maybe 10% of why my wife married me. So, there's that.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hearing_the_shape_of_a_drum

 

[kathyt]

There's a classic problem of mathematics "Can you hear the shape of a drum" the explanation of which is maybe 10% of why my wife married me. So, there's that.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hearing_the_shape_of_a_drum

You lost me at shape.

 

[mishele]

I am not into the crotch rocket thing, but I will pass you on to my counter part....Mish. Mish, do you take door number 2?

I take everything. How about you, Kathy?

 

[Justman1020]

God you're hawt!! Are you single?!! PM me!!

Wait that worked?!? I got this...


Hey LADIES...

5+5=10.
10+10=20...
20+20=40

40+40=??
Call me for the answer AND a free dinner

I am not into the crotch rocket thing, but I will pass you on to my counter part....Mish. Mish, do you take door number 2? Please be aware that this means you are giving up door number one which is Gavjenks. We have big plans. No, make that HUGE plans!

And THIS is why you own multiple motorcycles, Yes, I have a Kawisaki sports bike but the other... its a Kawisaki but it's a vulcan, Kawisaki's cruiser.


Sooo....we back on?
lol

 

[ratssass]

.....KAWASAKI