Good evening Officer........

[PlasticSpanner]

I was talking to my mate a couple of nights about going out with the telescope and camera this evening and we got onto the subject of getting arrested by the police and explaining why, at 3am I am parked up in the middle of no where with a high poweres telescope and camera!

This topic quickly changed when my friend suggested I should try to get in as many chocolates into the conversation as possible!

I'm possibly going out in about 6 hours so I'd like any more suggestions before the inevitable happens! :lol

Starting with some of the most obvious:

I'm just looking for a Galaxy.

You can see Mars tonight.

And, up there is the Milky Way!

Any more? (I don't think his suggestion of how to get a Malteaser in will work! )

 

[Verbal]

How about "Well officer, you see those apartments down the hill? There's a red-head who lives in the tenth floor, and..."


lol...or not?

 

[Darfion]

"I'm a night-watchman"

 

['Daniel']

"I have intimacy issues..."

chocolate:

"I am looking at stars and while we're on the topic what are you doing here?"

"Can you see that planet 'twix that group of stars?" (grasping at straws...)

 

[Darfion]

I'm looking for Starbars

 

[Darfion]

They should be bountyful

 

[Darfion]

I heard a wispa

 

[Darfion]

The ground is a bit crunchy under foot i must be a fruit and nut case being here

 

[PlasticSpanner]

Good ones! :thumbup:

 

[PlasticSpanner]

" I should have brough a PICNIC with me tonight"

 

[PlasticSpanner]

"It was a MARATHON job getting everything loaded in the car"

 

[PlasticSpanner]

"I REVEL in these dark skies"

I'm noting all these down!:thumbup: ...................

 

[Darfion]

swine you beat me to it

 

[PlasticSpanner]

Which one?

I'm all out of ideas right now!

 

[Darfion]

I was typing the word revel when i noticed you'd just posted it