Howard how I dislike you so...

[JonMikal]

Maybe not A?

so what's up, B?

 

[bace]

Howards son just called. He was away camping apparently "picking up chicks", like Howard used to do when he went camping with his school.


*stabs self in eye*

 

[bace]

Ew, Howard was just talking about 'Full Release' massages.

What a dirty old man. Shut and make some sales you unfunny fool.

 

[JonMikal]

imagine how many e-mails you could get out in a day if..........:mrgreen:

:mrgreen:

 

[bace]

I get it Jon, you don't like me. I'm sorry.

 

[JonMikal]

I get it Jon, you don't like me. I'm sorry.

*arm being severely twisted by terri* sure i do :er:

 

[bace]

*arm being severely twisted by terri* sure i do :er:

If it's any concelation, while I wasn't sending e-mails and posting here, I was looking at your site today.

I'm really impressed with your work, and in all honesty, you really have a style that I would hope I can impliment into my future endeavors in photography. I really can't wait to get a digi cam, so I can go nuts on the random photo's.

 

[terri]

It's spelled "consolation", sweetie, and you are really very, very nice.

Quit *****-slapping the boy, Johnny! It's getting dull.

 

[bace]

It's spelled "consolation", sweetie, and you are really very, very nice.

Quit *****-slapping the boy, Johnny! It's getting dull.

*shakes fist in the air* Damn that English class that I missed!

 

[terri]

*shakes fist in the air* Damn that english class that I missed!

Spell check is awesome, too.

 

[JonMikal]

It's spelled "consolation", sweetie, and you are really very, very nice.

Quit *****-slapping the boy, Johnny! It's getting dull.

what's getting dull is you coming to this poor guys rescue every second. :meh:

hey bace, you're a big boy right?

 

[clarinetJWD]

Jon, you are clearly not from that far below the Mason/Dixon (OK, I'm not either, but I work at NASA, and we have folks from Alabama, Louisiana, and Mississippi, oh, and few from Virginia).

Y'all -- singular for you
all y'all -- plural (not to be confused with yous all, which I've no f'in' idea what that means)

You wanna talk South? How 'bout Texas? And I ain't never ever heard "all y'all" or "y'all" as singular...

you-all (yôl) also y'all (yôl)
pron. Chiefly Southern U.S.

You. Used in addressing two or more people or referring to two or more people, one of whom is addressed.

:mrgreen:

 

[bace]

I know you're loving these updates.

This morning Howard is talking about strippers. And how he's not allowed to touch them.

ugh! Seriously, I know I can be a pig sometimes...but strip clubs, not my style.

 

[tmpadmin]

I think the way to handle this guy is the be twice what he is. In this example you should say "YES! Last weekend, when I was the the strip club, one stripped was all over me, she said she wanted to give me a free private session."

You see what I mean? Every story he tells you have one that is 2x as bad or good.

 

[bace]

Naw, this guy thinks he's the ****, I tried to tell him some of my stories, which are actually true, but he just sits there and laughs.

I suppose I'm getting a taste of my own medicine really.

That's it, it's karma biting me in the ass to being such an annoying twat to you people.

Sorry guys.