I'm not happy, but the mom is?

Taylor510ce · Oct 4, 2010

JasonLambert said:
Taylor510ce said:

Dude "spanking the monkey" was funny.....when I was like 12. I don't need to know the history. I know the history of you being a douche. Is that enough? I don't have a monkey......I have a gorilla......ask yo mama.:lmao:

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If this were Facebook... I'd "Like" that comment!

We have something better....the thanks button.:mrgreen:

ababysean · Oct 4, 2010

This shot was taken at very close to 6pm. The kids in front/parents behind shot was one of the last ones before my boys came running in from soccer, we were in a complex of soccer fields there was zero shade at all. The sun was setting behind the trees in the background. I'm in Florida too, but I'm representing Central Time Zone! Florabama if you will.
I was totally NOT prepared. At all. I am lucky I had my camera bag in the van, she called when I was just sitting trying not to vomit with a migrane at the kids soccer practice, she lives 5 seconds away, begged, pleased can we come.....
I should have said no. But I didn't. I tried.
I think the monkey picture is nice but to me it looks very flat. It just looks like I don't know, too cold.
I like my "bright" edits, I think they fit the subjects.
I do not like THESE photos, but the mom does and has already paid me for an order

This is my real first order, so I'm pretty happy, but pretty upset it is from this session. oh well now I can buy my 50 yards of tulle for my next project!

kundalini · Oct 4, 2010

Taylor510ce said:
Dude "spanking the monkey" was funny.....when I was like 12. I don't need to know the history. I know the history of you being a douche. Is that enough? I don't have a monkey......I have a gorilla......ask yo mama.:lmao:

Here is where we part waves. I am a douche and you can say as you like. You can even talk all the $hit you want, but now you have brought my mother into the conversation.

I'll ask now..........

Anybody else want to try and desecrate me? Give it your worst. Go on.

You have NO idea Taylor510e what you have set yourself up for. Let the games begin. Oh, BTW, I hold the stopwatch. You'll just never know when it starts and it stops. Just a hint....... for now forward, it doesn't stop.

kundalini · Oct 4, 2010

Taylor510ce said:
WTF crawled up this guys a**? How are you going to crush someone with a picture that you say "Not that this is a properly exposed image, but it is closer than you've been able to assimulate" What kind of half-a**ed C+C is that? Come down off of your high horse. We get it, you like stuffed monkeys.

The pics aren't great, but they aren't terrible. This is the beginners forum after all. This clearly was a rushed shoot, whether it was their fault or yours. Definately need to work on the exposure and the framing/composure. I would also work more on locations for your shoot. With that said, if this is all you were given in terms of location, attire, and time of day. You mainly need to work on the first two things obviously.

The wide angle/distance from subject is what made that foot look so large. Try a different focal length or lens, even if it means that you have to move back further.

Just my 2 cents.

I just read the remainder of your dribble. Thanks for the laugh.

Crystal, sorry for the unfortunate. I meant to give you a reasonable example. I guess the jokes on me. Be your best and continue to perservere.

mishele · Oct 4, 2010

kundalini said:
matt62485 said:

who cares if the client is happy! as long as kundy is happy! :lmao:.

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Nice try to call out, but a complete failure in execution.

Are you happy? Would you like to stroke my monkey?