In need of a photographer

[c.cloudwalker]

I think all you guys missed the boat...


The questions that came to mind when I first looked at this thread when it had no responses yet were:

* How can someone give speeches with such bad english? (far from the worst I have seen here but...)

* Doesn't Forbes Mag have a slew of photogs to choose from and why wouldn't they send their own?

 

[480sparky47 46]

* Doesn't Forbes Mag have a slew of photogs to choose from and why wouldn't they send their own?

You're right. I'll wait until Forbes to post here before I respond.

 

[e.rose]

OMG!!! I *need* that!!!!!!!!! ^^^^^^^^^^

 

[480sparky47 46]

OMG!!! I *need* that!!!!!!!!! ^^^^^^^^^^

Yours for only $1.99.






Plus $29.99 for shipping and handling.

 

[e.rose]

OMG!!! I *need* that!!!!!!!!! ^^^^^^^^^^

Yours for only $1.99.






Plus $29.99 for shipping and handling.

I think I might have to! :lmao:

 

[480sparky47 46]

I think I might have to! :lmao:

Can I interest you in anything else I have in stock?

Perhaps our crème de la crème:

 

[kasperjd4]

Holy crap!!!! That is amazing!! ^ I want the creme de la creme!!

and if Forbes is like most other magazines, it has it's own arsenal of photographers, staff and freelance who would cover the shoot. They would rarely use some persons photog. Forbes has its own reputation on the line when publishing pictures.

I think it's quite obvious why people are being hard on you. You have not specified who you are, what company you "own," or where these seminars are... And this being the internet, we are skeptical. Now if you want, PM me your website, e-mail, and list of locations for seminars, and I'd be happy to send you my resume and website etc.

 

[e.rose]

I think I might have to! :lmao:

Can I interest you in anything else I have in stock?

YES PLEASE! I'll take one of each. Where do I send my credit card information?

 

[RockstarPhotography]

I just lost 10 minutes of my life following one of those balls around.........

 

[e.rose]

I just lost 10 minutes of my life following one of those balls around.........

I'm gonna go grab me a beer... come back to this thread... and loose more than 10 minutes of my life following one of those balls around as a result.

Anyone wanna join?

:cheers:

 

[480sparky47 46]

I'm gonna have to start charging a cover!

I just lost 10 minutes of my life following one of those balls around.........

Which one?

 

[e.rose]

I'm gonna have to start charging a cover!

:thumbup:

You already have my credit info... just put it on my tab.

 

[RockstarPhotography]

I'm really glad I don't smoke weed anymore........

 

[Bitter Jeweler]

It's sooOOooo much better with the soundtrack....

YTMND - Blue Ball Machine (Classic GIF Returned)

And it's been updated...

YTMND - Another Blue Ball Factory

 

[e.rose]

It's sooOOooo much better with the soundtrack....

YTMND - Blue Ball Machine (Classic GIF Returned)

And it's been updated...

YTMND - Another Blue Ball Factory

You're TRYING to make my entire night anti-productive, aren't you? Is that even a word? No? Didn't think so.