Fine, I surrender. It's actually all one big practical joke. I'll shoot my next wedding with a P&S. I'm sure it will work out just fine.
We don't actually need all that gear. In reality, we just carry around 70 pounds of gear for the fun of it. We could take the exact same shots with a P&S. We just carry the gear to try to look important.
"its not the camera, it's the photographer"
so let's look at this string of letters for a second. what does the camera directly influence about your picture? the ISO, shutter, and aperture. why? because the camera is physically responsible for maintaining these settings. what does the photographer do with the camera besides set these things? he composes his photo. with that being said, if you have garbage composition and perfect settings, the photo is still
garbage.
but i mean, hey - youre the pro. ill let you know how my shiny new D3X improves my composition
pull the monopod out of your ass my friend, this isnt a competition