No post-processing was used in the harming of these photos (er, wait...hmm). If only I had had a "professional" camera, I could have made a mint off of these photos. As they are (taken with a "non-professional" camera), they're poo. Big, stinky, brown poo (with a hint of yellow from the corn kernels).
This photo was taken with the camera function of a Canon Elura 80:
These photos were taken using the "Camera Illusion" app for my HTC Droid Eris (no post-processing, just a mirror filter SOOC and good natural lighting):