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[snowbear157 87]

Strayer University

A commercial or alma mater?

Commercial.
Alma Mater is the University of Maryland, College Park

I'm a Terp (more accurately a Northern Diamondback Terrapin).

 

[limr11 10]

Another cup and a raisin-cinnamon so-called English muffin

An immigrant walks into a NY deli for a snack. This is his first day in America. A customer walks up to the counter and says English. Another customer walks up and says Danish ... the immigrant walks up and says Egyptian. (just trying to add some posts ... )

"Deli" is Turkish for "crazy."

 

[limr11 10]

"Snow (Hey Oh)" - Red Hot Chili Peppers

 

[snowbear157 87]

I hear sniffles. I think the lazy lobster is waking up.

 

[snowbear157 87]

My lovely wife is at PT. She should be home soon.

 

[snowbear157 87]

Wow. On the Executive theme, the top-left, normally the TPF logo and link to the front page, just says "Executive."

 

[pgriz]

Ok, I'm leaving the postwhoring to the pros. I don't even get to amateur rank here.

 

[snowbear157 87]

It does still link to the front page, though.

 

[pgriz]

Not to mention I've actually got some work to do, clients to see, contracts to write and money to collect.

 

[snowbear157 87]

Ok, I'm leaving the postwhoring to the pros. I don't even get to amateur rank here.

You'll do fine. Just describe something in your current environment

 

[waday]

Wow. On the Executive theme, the top-left, normally the TPF logo and link to the front page, just says "Executive."

Executives don't use logos. They're too important.

 

[Gary A.]

Canada was named by the Portuguese, y'know.

They landed, looked around, and declared, "Cá nada!"
("There's nothing here.")

LOL ... we have a city down here named La CaNada ... appropriately, but the locals enunciate it oddly.

 

[snowbear157 87]

Not to mention I've actually got some work to do, clients to see, contracts to write and money to collect.

That's a good start, but you need to each each part into a separate post.

 

[snowbear157 87]

Wow. On the Executive theme, the top-left, normally the TPF logo and link to the front page, just says "Executive."

Executives don't use logos. They're too important.

Whats too important, the logos? I agree.

 

[pgriz]

Empty coffee cup, looking accusingly at me. Going to fill it up. Because you can't have unhappy coffee cups.