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[sm4him]

 

[astroNikon]

I took a picture of the moon last night as I was leaving my brother's house. With my cell phone. The way it was lighting up the clouds were really beautiful. Sure, you can't really tell that from a crappy cell phone picture, and I didn't even bother to use the night setting or anything.
And then I instagrammed it. But hey, I took a picture!
I think I'll sell it online for $4.2 million.
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Sounds reasonable

Just send me your checking account routing and account number and I'll send you the money that you want for it.

 

[astroNikon]

So a banana goes into a bar

walks up to this beautiful lady

and whispers in her ear ... hey darling, wanna split ?

 

[astroNikon]

okay, okay

poor joke

 

[astroNikon]

so 100 cows go into a bar together

oh wait, you've HERD this joke before haven't you ?

 

[sm4him]

I took a picture of the moon last night as I was leaving my brother's house. With my cell phone. The way it was lighting up the clouds were really beautiful. Sure, you can't really tell that from a crappy cell phone picture, and I didn't even bother to use the night setting or anything.
And then I instagrammed it. But hey, I took a picture!
I think I'll sell it online for $4.2 million.
View attachment 86316

Sounds reasonable

Just send me your checking account routing and account number and I'll send you the money that you want for it.

Sweet! I knew I should have asked for more.
As soon as the Feds finish the investigation and unfreeze my accounts, I'll get you that info.

 

[astroNikon]

Wow. Despite my efforts to at least post something last night when I got home, Charlie has opened a rather large lead now.

yeah, he posts in quick bursts, nonstop.

 

[sm4him]

okay, okay

poor joke

It's just that it had no a-peel.

 

[sm4him]

so 100 cows go into a bar together

oh wait, you've HERD this joke before haven't you ?

You're gonna moo-ve me to tears, man!

 

[Stradawhovious]

A woman walks into a bar an orders an innuendo...

So the Bartender gives it to her.

 

[astroNikon]

I got this email the other day ... see my response and the other persons ..

--
Hi Do you still have your ebay item available for sale?How much is your price???

Steve [TBODY] [/TBODY]	Oct 9 (1 day ago)
to Jonathan [TBODY] [/TBODY]

[TBODY] [/TBODY]

10 billion dollars
What are you talking about?

Jonathan King [TBODY] [/TBODY]	Oct 9 (1 day ago)
to me [TBODY] [/TBODY]

[TBODY] [/TBODY]

Thanks for getting back to me and i appreciate your prompt reply..I am
presently out of town now..but i am buying this for my Daughter..the
pickup agent will come for the pick-up.also send me your address for
the pickup with your phone number..am new to online sells...I want you
to remove the item online now so that NO buyer will bid on it
again....am busy at work now so i will make the payment tomorrow
morning..i hope is ok?...

 

[sm4him]

 

[astroNikon]

What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down?





It gets toad away.

 

[sm4him]

I got this email the other day ... see my response and the other persons ..

--
Hi Do you still have your ebay item available for sale?How much is your price???

Steve [TBODY] [/TBODY]	Oct 9 (1 day ago)
to Jonathan [TBODY] [/TBODY]

[TBODY] [/TBODY]

10 billion dollars
What are you talking about?

Jonathan King [TBODY] [/TBODY]	Oct 9 (1 day ago)
to me [TBODY] [/TBODY]

[TBODY] [/TBODY]

Thanks for getting back to me and i appreciate your prompt reply..I am
presently out of town now..but i am buying this for my Daughter..the
pickup agent will come for the pick-up.also send me your address for
the pickup with your phone number..am new to online sells...I want you
to remove the item online now so that NO buyer will bid on it
again....am busy at work now so i will make the payment tomorrow
morning..i hope is ok?...

Bahahaha! I've had similar ones before, and I love to mess with them, string them along like I am actually just THAT gullible for a bit.

 

[astroNikon]

What did the elephant say to the naked man?


"How do you breathe through something so small?"