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[sm4him]

What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down?





It gets toad away.

I'm gonna croak!

 

[astroNikon]

I got this email the other day ... see my response and the other persons ..

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Hi Do you still have your ebay item available for sale?How much is your price???

Steve [TBODY] [/TBODY]	Oct 9 (1 day ago)
to Jonathan [TBODY] [/TBODY]

[TBODY] [/TBODY]

10 billion dollars
What are you talking about?

Jonathan King [TBODY] [/TBODY]	Oct 9 (1 day ago)
to me [TBODY] [/TBODY]

[TBODY] [/TBODY]

Thanks for getting back to me and i appreciate your prompt reply..I am
presently out of town now..but i am buying this for my Daughter..the
pickup agent will come for the pick-up.also send me your address for
the pickup with your phone number..am new to online sells...I want you
to remove the item online now so that NO buyer will bid on it
again....am busy at work now so i will make the payment tomorrow
morning..i hope is ok?...

Bahahaha! I've had similar ones before, and I love to mess with them, string them along like I am actually just THAT gullible for a bit.

I give them the address to a police station or FBI office

 

[sm4him]

 

[astroNikon]

Why did the cow cross the road?



To get to the udder side.

 

[astroNikon]

Where do mice park their boats?




At the hickory dickory dock.

 

[astroNikon]

What goes tick-tock ... bow-wow .. tick-tock .. bow-wow?



A watch dog.

 

[limr12]

So I finally get back on schedule...

 

[sm4him]

Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road?

Spoiler: Answer

It got stuck in a crack.

 

[limr12]

...and get to bed before midnight...

 

[limr12]

..and I wake up to find what?...

 

[limr12]

...Gary has jumped past me by...

 

[sm4him]

What do you call a seagull that only flies over the bay?

Spoiler: Answer

A Bagel

 

[limr12]

...47 points!

 

[astroNikon]

..and I wake up to find what?...

what ??

 

[sm4him]